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Cocktails from the Rocket #9 Lounge

As always, please drink responsibly.

A Bees Knees Cocktail

The Bees Knees

217

The Deadly Bees


3/4 oz. Honey Syrup

3/4 oz. Lemon Juice (Freshly Squeezed)

2 oz. Gin


Add the Honey Syrup, Lemon Juice, and Gin to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake until well chilled. Strain into a Nick and Nora Glass and Garnish with a Lemon Twist.

A Cape Canaveral

The Cape Canaveral

216

The Space Travelers


1 1/2 oz. Rum

6 oz. Fruit Drink (space travel friendly)


Prepare your Fruit Drink according to the Package directions. In a cocktail shaker, with ice, add the Rum and Fruit Drink (think, Tang...), and shake to chill. Strain into your serving vessel of choice.

A Moonlight

Moonlight

215

12 to the Moon


2 oz. Apple Brandy

1 oz. Lemon Juice

1 tsp. Powdered Sugar

1/2 oz. Simple Syrup


In a Cocktail Shaker, combine the Lemon Juice, Sugar and Simple Syrup. Stir well to combine. Add ice, and the Apple Brandy. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a Lemon Twist.

A Sweet Jade

Sweet Jade

214

RiffTrax Fight to Win


1 1/2 oz. Gin

Jarritos Lime Soda

1/2 oz. Lime Juice (freshly squeezed)


In a highball glass, with ice, add the shot of Gin and the lime juice,  and top with the Lime Soda. Garnish with a lime wheel.



The College Girl

213

RiffTrax Undefeatable


1 1/2 oz. Pineapple Vodka

6 1/2 oz. Glacier Freeze flavored Gatorade


Fill a Highball or Pint Glass with ice, and add the Vodka. Top off with the Glacier Freeze Vodka.

Stir and enjoy!


Valentini

212

Attack of the Eye Creatures


3 oz. Tequila Rose Strawberry Cream Liqueur

2 oz. Vodka

1 oz. Chocolate Liqueur


Add everything to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake vigorously. Strain into a chilled Martini Glass.

The Russian Cocktail

211

The Sword and the Dragon


1 1/2 oz. Vodka

3/4 oz. Cassis Liqueur (or Creme de Cassis)

1/4 oz. Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur

Club Soda


Add the Vodka, Cassis, and Maraschino to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake to chill. Strain into a Highball Glass, filled with ice, and top off with Club Soda.

Champagne Supernova

210

The Million Eyes of Sumuru


1/2 oz. Blue Curacao

1/2 oz. Vodka

1/2 oz. Gin

Splash of Bar Sour

Splash of Cranberry Juice

Champagne


In a tall Glass (ignore the photo), with ice, add the Curacao, Vodka, and Gin. Add a splash of Bar Sour and a splash of Cranberry Juice. Top with Champagne.


Ten Strike Cocktail

Ten Strike

209

The Alien Factor


1 1/2 oz. Pernod

3/4 oz. Gin

2 Dashes Orange Bitters


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake it up. Strain into a cocktail glass or a coupe.

Dragon's Milk Bourbon Aged Stout

208

The Christmas Dragon


 12 oz. Dragon's Milk Bourbon Aged Stout

Beer Glass (Frosty)


Open the beer and pour slowly, at an angle, into a frosty beer glass.

Not now Honey, the Men Are Talking

207

It Conquered the World


2 oz. Bourbon

Club Soda


In a lowball glass, with ice, add the bourbon and top off with soda. Stir and enjoy!

Some Guys and Some Stuff

206

The Sword and the Sorcerer


1 1/2 oz. Gin or Vodka (your choice)

A dash Orange Bitters

Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger Ale


In a Highball glass, filled with ice, add the Spirit, bitters, and top off with the Ginger Ale.

Garnish with a Lime Wedge and some Pomegranate Pips.

Tom Dewey

205

The Brute Man


1 1/2 oz. Brandy

3/4 oz. Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur

1/4 oz. Allspice Dram

1 Egg

2 oz. Heavy Cream


Add the alcohol and the raw egg to a cocktail shaker and dry shake for 10 seconds. Then add ice and the cream to the shaker and shake for an additional 10-15 seconds.

Double strain into a rocks glass and garnish with a Maraschino Cherry.

Turkey Dew

204

Rifftrax Hillbilly's in a Haunted House


1.5 oz. Wild Turkey 101

6 oz. Mountain Dew


In a Highball glass filled with ice, add the Bourbon and top with Mountain Dew.

If you want to garnish the cocktail, you should say to yourself, in a southern accent "We don't cotton to no fancy garnishes 'round these parts."

Then drink it anyway.

Basilisk Blood (GatorWine)

203

Rifftrax Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


3 oz. Red Wine (Inexpensive, please)

3 oz. Cool Blue Flavor Gatorade


Add all ingredients to a Wine Glass and stir to combine.

This can also be prepared in a punch bowl and served to guests. Just maintain the 1:1 Ratio of Wine to Gatorade. 

Sidecar

202

City Limits


1 1/2 oz. Brandy (or Cognac)

3/4 oz. Orange Liqueur

3/4 oz. Lemon Juice


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake for 20 seconds. Strain into a chilled Coupe glass and garnish with an Orange Twist.

Optionally, you could Sugar Rim the glass. Use a slice of lemon to moisten the rim of your Coupe and dip it onto a small plate of sugar.

Grasshopper

201

Beginning of the End


1 oz. Creme de Cocoa: Clear

1 oz. Creme de Menthe: Green

1 oz. Light Cream (or Half and Half)


Add all ingredients to a Cocktail Shaker, filled with ice. Shake for 20 seconds.

Strain into a chilled Martini glass.

Enjoy!

Metta Luna

200

MST3K: The Movie


1 1/2 oz. Gin

1 oz. St. Germaine

1/2 oz. Creme de Violet

1 oz. Lemon Juice

1 Barspoon Simple Syrup


Add all ingredients to a Cocktail Shaker, filled with ice. Shake for 20 seconds.

Strain into a Coupe glass.

Garnish with Mint or a Lemon Slice.

Watermelon Crush Monaco

199

Project Moonbase


1 Can Watermelon Crush Monaco

Ice


Pour the Monaco into a Tall Glass, filled with Ice and enjoy!

Blue Dragon

198

Rifftrax Eragon


1 1/2 oz. Vodka

Minute Maid Blueberry Lemonade


In a Tall Glass, filled with Ice, add the Vodka and top with the Blueberry Lemonade

I, uhh... Ummm... I, ahhhh...

197

Rifftrax Twilight


10 oz. Rainier Ice Cubes

2 oz. Bourbon

4 Dashes Angostura Bitters

2 Barspoons Maraschino Cherry Juice

1/2 oz. Simple Syrup

Twist of Orange


Prework for this cocktail requires Ice Cubes made with Beer. Add 10 oz. of Rainier Beer to ice cube trays and freeze until solid.

In a Blender, combine the Beer Cubes, Bourbon, Angostura, Cherry Syrup, and Simple Syrup. Blend until smooth.

Divide into 2 Rocks Glasses. Express the Orange and garnish with the Orange Twist and a Maraschino Cherry.

Mai Tai

196

Rifftrax Summer Shorts Beach Party


1 oz. Amber Rum

1/2 oz. Dark Rum

1/2 oz. Triple Sec

Dash of Amaretto

1/2 oz. Fresh Lime Juice

1/2 oz. Simple Syrup

2 oz. Sour Mix


Add all ingredients to a Cocktail Shaker, filled with ice. Shake and Strain into a Tall Glass with Ice. Garnish with a piece of Pineapple and a Cocktail Umbrella.

Green Lantern

195

The Starfighters


2 oz. Aviation Gin (or Gin of your choice)

Mountain Dew 

Ice


In a Glass filled with Ice, add Gin and top off with Mountain Dew.


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Moscow Mule

194

King Dinosaur


2 oz. Vodka

1/2 oz. Lime Juice

Ginger Beer

Ice


In a Copper Mug, add ice, Vodka, and Lime Juice. Top with Ginger Beer.

Garnish with Mint or a Lime Wheel.

Jeffs note: The Copper Mug is not required.

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Phoning it In

193

Munchie


1 1/2 Oz. Rum

Coconut Water

Ice

In a Rocks Glass, add the Ice and Rum (use a good quality rum, not spiced) and top with Coconut Water. Stir and enjoy.

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The Concorde

192

SST Death Flight


1/2 Oz. Dry Vermouth

1 Oz. Gin

1/2 Oz. Raspberry Juice (or Cran-Raspberry, like we used.)

Ice

1 Fresh Raspberry, for Garnish


In a Cocktail Shaker add Ice, Vermouth, Gin and Raspberry Juice. Shake and strain into a Coupe and Garnish with the Raspberry.

Brandy Alexander

191

The Visitor


1 2/3 oz. Brandy

1 oz. Dark Creme de Coco

3 oz. Half and Half


All all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake. Strain into a Rocks Glass.

Potatoes are what we drink!

190

Death Stalker and the Warriors from Hell


2 oz. Potato Vodka (chilled)


Add the vodka to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake until VERY cold. Pour into a shot glass or a small tumbler.


A Parakeet

189

Santo in the Treasure of Dracula


2 oz. Mezcal

1 oz. Ancho Reyes

1 oz. Honey Syrup

4 Dashes Cocoa Bitters

4 Dashes Orange Bitters


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker and dry shake for a few seconds. Add ice and shake for a few seconds more. Strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with an orange peel.

Hobo-Groni

188

The Girl in Lovers Lane


1 1/2 Campari

12 oz. Miller High Life (in the bottle)


Open the bottle of Cheap Beer and drink about an ounce or so, where the level reaches the embossed text on the bottle, and add the Campari.

You could also prepare the drink in a Highball glass, but that's not very Hobo of you. 

The Blue Bird of Happiness

187

The Magic Voyage of Sinbad


1 1/2 oz. Vodka

3/4 oz. Blue Curacao

3/4 oz. Lemon Juice

3 Dashes Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur

1 oz. Club Soda

 

In a cocktail shaker, with ice, add the Vodka, Curacao, lemon juice and luxardo. Give it a good shake, and strain into a cocktail glass. Top off with the soda.

A Dirty Cop

186

Rothrockuary - Martial Law 2


1 oz. Bacon Vodka

1 oz. Vodka

1/4 oz. Triple Sec

Orange Juice

1 piece Bacon (Fried)


In a Collins Glass, filled with ice, add the Vodkas, and triple sec. Top Fill the glass the rest of the way with OJ, and garnish with a piece of fried bacon.

Its breakfast in a glass for a dirty cop.

An English Screwdriver

185

Rothrockuary - Martial Law


2 oz. Gin

8 oz. Orange Juice

3 dashes Orange Bitters


In a highball glass, filled with ice, add the gin and fill the glass the rest of the way with OJ. Add a few dashes of orange bitters to kick it up a notch. Garnish with an orange segment.

Jake Armstrong, Ultimate Bodyguard

184

Rothrockuary - Honor and Glory


3/4 oz. Gin

3/4 oz. Dry vermouth

3/4 oz. Triple Sec

3/4 oz. Lemon Juice

Absinthe

Orange zest


In a  cocktail shaker, with ice, add the gin, vermouth, triple sec, and lemon juice. Shake vigorously, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Float a splash of absinthe on top and garnish with an orange zest.

Yes, Madam.

183

Rothrockuary - Supercops


1 oz. Gin (chilled)

1 oz. Dragon Fruit Red Bull

sparkling white wine


In a champagne flute, add the gin and red bull. Top off with the sparkling wine. Stir gently.

A Tiki Bowl

182

Danger on Tiki Island


3/4 oz. Light Rum

3/4 oz. Dark Rum

1/2 oz. Cherry Brandy (or a cherry liqueur)

4 oz. Orange Juice

4 oz. Pineapple Juice


Add the Rums, and brandy to a large serving glass (like a brandy snifter)  with ice. Top off with equal parts OJ and Pineapple Juice. Stir and garnish with an orange section, a pineapple chunk and a maraschino cherry.

Ultimate Alpine

181

Plan 9 From Outer Space


8 oz. Hot Chocolate

1 1/2 oz. Peppermint Schnapps

A Peppermint Shot Glass


Prepare your hot chocolate and pour it into a heatproof mug. Add the shot of schnapps. Serve in the peppermint shot glass.

The Coattail Cocktail

180

Bottle Episode 2023!


Prepare your favorite drink and add a little something extra.

Maybe your Crank Whore could be improved with a splash of Amarula?

The Bea Arthur

179

Star Wars Holiday Special


2 oz. Dry Vermouth

3/4 oz. Basil Syrup

6 Basil Leaves

1/4 oz. Lime Juice

Club Soda


Add the vermouth, basil syrup, basil leave, and lime juice to a cocktail shaker, filled with ice, and shake vigorously. Strain into a Collins glass, filled with ice, and top off with club soda.

Crank Whore

178

Prince of Space


1 oz. Vodka

1 oz. Triple Sec

1/4 oz. Amaretto


Add everything to a cocktail shaker, filled with ice, and shake well. Strain into a Shot Glass.

A Robot

177

Godzilla vs. Megalon


1 1/2 oz. Vodka

1 1/2 oz. Whiskey

1/2 oz Grenadine


Add the vodka and whiskey to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake. Strain into a lowball glass, with ice. Drizzle in the grenadine.

California Lady

176

Track of the Moon Beast


1 1/2 oz. Tequila

Grapefruit Juice

Lambrusco


Fill a Collins glass with ice and add the tequila, top with the grapefruit juice, and add a splash of Lambrusco.

The Atlantic

175

Atlantic Rim


1/2 oz. Seagram's 7

1/2 oz. Coconut Rum

1 oz. Blue Island Pucker

Salt (to rim the glass)


Using a lime wedge, moisten the rim of a shot glass, and dip the rim onto a plate of salt. Then, add the Seagram's, Rum and Pucker to the glass. 

Winterbeast

174

Winterbeast


2 oz. Rumple Minze

1/2 oz. Jägermeister

1 oz. Cranberry Juice


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake it up. Strain into a rocks glass.

Chug!

The Balrog

173

Fellowship of the Rings


1 1/5 oz. Cinnamon Whiskey (Yup, Fireball time!)

10 oz. Spiced Apple Cider (Hot)


Pour your Hot cider into a heatproof mug, and add a shot of Fireball!

Its delicious, and a Hobbit Day tradition.

Nyquil-ada

172

Teenagers From Outer Space


1 oz. Coconut Rum

1/2 oz. Chartreuse (Green)

1 oz. Pineapple Juice


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake well. Strain into a Martini Glass.

Beer Wine

171

High School Big Shot


Barley Wine


Find a bottle of Barley Wine. There are plenty available.

What We Were Drinkin'

170

I Accuse My Parents (The Do Over)


Joe's red Wine


Devori's Torrontes


MiMi's Witty Chuck


Jeff's Old Milwaukee NA

Warm Sake

169

Samurai Cop


Bottle of Clear Sake (not a Nigori)


To do this right, you will need a Sake Warmer Set. Fill the carafe with the sake, and fill the warmer with hot water. Let the carafe sit in the hot water for a few minutes. Pour into small sake cups. Enjoy!

A 12-Pack of Cheap Lager

168

Teenage Cave Man


A 12-Pack of Cheap Lager


To prepare, you buy a 12 pack of cheap lager. You can chill it if you like.

Cuba Libre

167

Red Zone Cuba


2 oz. Rum (Not Spiced)

6 oz. Coca-Cola

Lime Twist


In a highball glass, filled with ice, add the Rum and Coke, and express the lime twist before dropping into the cocktail.

Gibson

166

Being From Another Planet


2 1/2 oz. Gin

1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth

Pickled Onion for garnish


In a cocktail shaker, with ice, add the gin, and vermouth. Shake well and strain into a chilled coupe glass and garnish with a pickled onion. Alternatively, you could add a splash of the onion brine.

Passion Fruit Margarita

165

Pumaman


1 1/2 oz. Tequila

1 oz. Passion Fruit Liqueur

1/2 oz. Lime Juice

1/2 oz. Simple Syrup

1 C. Ice


Add all the ingredients to a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a Margarita Glass

Dr. Mordrid

164

Doctor Mordrid


1 oz. Melon Liqueur

1 oz. Coconut Rum

1/2 Triple Sec

3 oz. Pineapple Juice

Black Sanding Sugar (Optional)

Simple Syrup (Optional)


If so inclined, you can rim your Coupe Glass with the Simple syrup and Black Sanding Sugar. Then, in a cocktail shaker with ice, add the remaining ingredients. Shake and strain into your Coupe Glass with ice.

Rusty Nail

163

Devil Girl from Mars


1 oz. Scotch

1 oz. Drambuie


Add the scotch and Drambuie to a rocks glass with ice.

A Trash Can

162

Rifftrax The Bronx Warriors


1/2 oz. Vodka

1/2 oz. Rum

1/2 oz. Tequila

1/2 oz. Gin

1/2 oz Triple Sec

1/2 oz. Blue Curacao

8.4 oz Red Bull



In a pint Glass, filled with ice, add the liquors and top off with 1 can (8.4 oz.) Red Bull. Stir to combine.

Americano

161

Escape 2000


1 1/2 oz. Campari

1 1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth

Seltzer or Club Soda

Lemon for garnish


In a Collins Glass, filled with ice, add the Campari, Vermouth, and d top off with the soda. Add a lemon slice for garnish.

De Rigueur

160

Daddy-O


1 1/2 oz. Whiskey

3/4 oz. Grapefruit Juice

1 tsp. Honey


In a cocktail shaker, with ice, add all of the ingredients and shake vigorously. Strain into a chilled glass.

Sea Breeze

159

Teenage Crime-Wave


2 oz. Vodka

3 oz. Cranberry Juice

1 oz. Grapefruit Juice

Lie for garnish


In a Collins Glass, with ice, add the vodka, Cranberry juice, and Grapefruit juice. Stir to combine, and garnish with a twist of lime.


Triple B (A Belt, a Bump, and a Beer)

158

Carnival Magic


2 oz. Shot of Hard Liquor

1 Snort of powdered Narcotic

1 Can Cheap Domestic Beer


Drink the shot, snort the powder, the sip the beer.

*The SoL-Mates do NOT encourage or condone the use of any illegal substance.

Just Say No!

C&C Highball

157

Swamp Diamonds


2 oz. Canadian Club Whiskey

Any Soda (Coke, Sprite, Ginger Ale, etc..)


In a Highball Glass, with ice, add the Whiskey and top off with the Soda of your choice.

Kiss the Boys Goodbye

156

Gamera vs. Guiron


1 oz. Sloe Gin

1 oz. Brandy

1 1/2 tsp. Lemon Juice

1 Egg White


Add the Sloe Gin, Brandy, lemon, and egg white to a cocktail shaker. Shake vigorously for 10 seconds. Add ice and shake an additional 10 seconds. Double strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with lemon peel.

Purple Heart

155

Parts: The Clonus Horror


1 1/2 oz. Vodka

1/2 oz. Blackberry Brandy


In a cocktail shaker, with ice, add the vodka, and brandy. Shake and strain into a shot glass.

Egg Nog

154

Cancelled! The 2022 Bottle Episode.


1 Whole Egg

2 oz. Bourbon

1 oz. Brandy

1 oz. Simple Syrup (Brown Sugar Simple)

1/2 oz. Maraschino Liqueur

2 oz. Cream (Half and Half or Whole milk)


In a cocktail shaker, add the egg, bourbon, and brandy. Dry shake for 15 seconds. Add ice, Simple syrup and maraschino. Shake and additional 10 seconds. Strain into a Rocks glass and top with cream. Garnish with a maraschino cherry and dust with fresh nutmeg.

The Ice Cream Bunny

153

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny


1 1/2 oz. Gin

1/2 oz. Campari

Cranberry Juice

Sparkling Wine

Sprig of Rosemary


In a cocktail shaker, vigorously muddle the rosemary. Add the gin and let sit for 10 minutes. Then add the ice, and Campari and shake well. Strain into a lowball glass, with ice, and add the cranberry juice and top off with sparkling wine. Garnish with a rosemary sprig and some fresh cranberries.

Sloe Gin Fizz

152

Monster a Go-Go


1 1/2 oz. Sloe Gin

1 oz. Lemon Juice (Fresh)

1 oz. Simple Syrup

Club Soda


In a highball glass, with ice, add the lemon, simple syrup, and Sloe Gin. Stir to combine and top with Club Soda.

Extreme

151

Agent for H.A.R.M.


2 oz. Vodka (Ice Cold!)

6 oz. Surge (Mountain Dew in a pinch)


In your favorite drinking vessel, add ice, the ICE COLD Vodka, and the extreme citrus soda of your choice.

California Cornucopia Champagne Jubilee

150

Earth vs. the Spider


1 oz. Vodka

3/4 oz. Peach Schnapps

1 oz. Cranberry Juice

1 oz. Champagne (Sparkling White Wine)

2 Scoops Rainbow Sherbet


Add the cranberry juice to a large Red Wine Glass. In a cocktail shaker, add the vodka, schnapps, and sherbet. Shake vigorously, and pour over the cranberry juice. Top with the champagne and garnish with a slice of orange.

California Suffering Bastard

149

The Sidehackers


1 oz. anchovies liquor

1 oz. Dry Gin

1/2 oz. Lime Juice (fresh squeezed)

2 dashes Walnut Bitters

Ginger Beer


Add the anchovy juice, Gin, Lime and bitters to a lowball glass with ice. Stir and top with Ginger Beer.

Sapphire Alpine

148

The Crawling Eye


1 oz. Gin

1 oz. Blue Curacao

1 oz. Peach Schnapps


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake well. Strain into a Martini Glass and garnish with a twist of orange.

Utah Organ Grinder (Red-Headed Slut)

147

Carnival of Souls


1 3/4 oz. Jägermeister

1 3/4 oz. Peach Schnapps

1 3/4 oz. Cranberry Juice


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake until well chilled. Strain into either 2 shot glasses or into a lowball glass with ice.


Giggle Juice

146

The Amazing Transparent Man


2 oz. Base Liquor(Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, etc...)

Soda Water


In a lowball glass, with ice, add the liquor and top with soda water.

A Prospector

145

The Painted Hills


2 oz. Bourbon, or Scotch

3/4 oz. Averna Amaro

1/2 oz. Sherry

2 Dashes Bitters


In a cocktail shaker, with ice, add the whiskey, Amaro, Sherry, and Bitters. Shake well, and strain into a Coupe Glass and garnish with a lemon twist.

The Cave-In

144

It Lives by Night


1 oz. Amaretto

1 oz. 151 Rum

1 oz. Southern Comfort

Cranberry Juice

Orange Juice


Add the Amaretto, Rum, and SoCo to a lowball glass, with ice. Add Cranberry juice and Orange juice to taste.

Wine

143

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone


A nice bottle of Wine. 


Painkiller

142

Top Gun


2 oz. Navy Rum (Dark Rum will work)

4 oz. Pineapple Juice

1 oz. Orange Juice

1 oz. Cream of Coconut


In a cocktail shaker, with ice, add the Rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, and coconut. Shake vigorously. Strain into a Hurricane Glass. Garnish with an Umbrella, a pineapple wedge, and a dusting of nutmeg.

A Bloody Mess

141

The Oozing Skull


2 oz. Tequila

3 oz. Pineapple Juice

1 oz. Grenadine


In a lowball glass, with ice, add the tequila and top with the pineapple juice. Slowly drizzle in the grenadine.

A Pink Pearl

140

Beyond Atlantis


4 oz. Grapefruit Juice

1 oz. Cherry Juice

1 1/2 oz. Vodka

2 T. Lime Juice


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake well. Strain into a coupe glass and garnish with a cherry.

Mangos: The Punch of Fate

139

Manos: The Hands of Fate


4 parts Mango Juice

2 parts Brandy

1 part Triple Sec

1 part Demerara Simple Syrup

4 parts  Black Tea (unsweetened)

2 Parts Soda Water


Add all of the ingredients to an appropriately sized vessel. Add orange slices and mango slices., and stir to combine. Serve over ice.

Lemon Law

138

Bride of the Monster


2 oz. Vodka

Lemonade


In a lowball glass, with ice, add the vodka and top off with lemonade. Stir, and enjoy!

Honeybee

137

The Wicker Man


2 oz. Rum

1/2 oz. Honey

1/2 oz. Lemon Juice


Add the ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake well. Strain into a chilled lowball glass.

White Wine Spritzer

136

Invaders from the Deep


3 oz. White Wine

1 oz. Club Soda (or Lemon Lime Soda)


In a highball glass, with ice, add the wine and top off with soda.

Tom's Nectar

135

The Screaming Skull


3 oz. Gin

1 oz. St. Germain

1/4 oz. Lemon Juice


In a cocktail pitcher, add ice, the gin, the St. Germain, and the lemon juice. Stir to chill and combine. Strain into a Chilled Martini Glass. Garnish with a twist of Lemon.

Scotch

134

Tormented


2 oz. Scotch


If you like, put it on the rocks with a twist.

Steak Milk

133

The Day Time Ended


Three Fingers of Whiskey (3 to 4 oz.)


Pour the whiskey into a lowball glass with an ice cube.

Pineal Fluid

132

The Leech Woman


This is a Layered Shot.

1 oz. Rum Chata

1/2 oz. Goldschlager


Add the Rum Chata to a shot glass. Then, using the back of a bar spoon, drizzle in the Goldschlager.

Swamp Water Surprise

131

Attack of the Giant Leeches


Swamp Water

2 oz. Rum

1/4 oz. Blue Curacao

1 oz. Orange Juice

1/2 oz. Lemon Juice

Surprise!

3 oz. Package of Jell-O (Red)

1 C. Water (Boiling)

3/4 C. Vodka

Mix the gelatin, water, and vodka in a bowl and put into the freezer until set, or in the refrigerator overnight.

In a Cocktail Shaker, with ice, add the rum, curacao, OJ, and Lemon juice and shake vigorously. Strain into a cocktail glass. Break up the gelatin with a fork and add a spoonful to the cocktail.

Green Dinosaur

130

Future War


1 oz. Vodka 

1 oz. White Rum

1 oz. Gin

1 oz. Melon Liqueur

1 oz. Triple Sec

1 oz. Sweet and Sour

Lemon Lime Soda


In a Pint Glass, filled with ice, mix all of the ingredients and top off with the lemon lime soda.

A Sexy Septuplet

129

Angel's Revenge


1 1/2 Sloe Gin

1 oz. Lemon Juice

1 oz. Orange Juice

1 Barspoon Powdered Sugar

1 Egg White

6 oz. Club Soda


Add the Sloe Gin, lemon juice, Orange juice, Sugar, and egg white  to a cocktail shaker and dry shake for 10 seconds. Add ice and shake for an additional 10 seconds. Strain into a highball glass (no ice) and top with Club Soda.

A Few of our favorites.

128

Bottle Shock 2021!


Devori's Wass-Ecco!

2 oz. Prosecco (Chilled)

3 oz. Trader Joe's Wassail Punch


The Queens Evening Tipple

1 oz. Gin

2 oz. Dubonnet

Lemon Twist


Joe's Nightcap

2 oz. Bourbon, on the rocks, with a twist


MiMi's COVID Nose

Cheap Lager

Santa's Little Reward

127

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians


2 oz. Whiskey (Anything other than Scotch)

Ginger Beer

5 Fresh Cranberries

15 Pomegranate Pips


In a cocktail shaker, energetically muddle the Cranberries and pomegranate pips. Add the whiskey and let it sit for 3 minutes. Stir and let sit an additional 3 minutes. Strain into a lowball glass, with ice, and top with ginger beer. Garnish with a cranberry and a sprig of mint.


Moscow Mule

126

Invasion, USA


2 oz. Vodka

Lime Juice (Fresh Squeezed)

Ginger Beer


You will need to stash your Copper Mug in the freezer for a couple of hours to get it nice and cold. 

Fil the Copper Mug with ice, and add the bourbon, a good squeeze of lime juice, and top off with Ginger Beer.

Pony Express

125

Gunslinger


1 1/2 oz. Bourbon

1 oz. Limoncello

1/2 oz. Lemon Juice

3 oz. Ginger Beer


Add the bourbon, limoncello, and lemon juice to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake until well chilled. Strain into a Collins glass and add the Ginger Beer.

Cowboy

124

Last of the Wild Horses


2 oz. Bourbon

8 oz. Milk


Fill a tall glass with ice, add the bourbon and fill the glass with milk. 

(No milk? Try using 2 oz. of Cream Liqueur and switch to a Rocks Glass.)

Canteen Water(Water in the Tire, Bubbling Cauldron of Sulphur Water...)

123

Eegah


Find some booze and drink it...

Dirty Banana

122

Bloodlust!


2 oz. Rum (Gold or Aged)

1 oz. Coffee Liqueur

1oz. Banana Liqueur

2 oz. Cream (or Half and Half)

1 Whole banana


Add all ingredients to the carafe of a blender and blend until smooth. Serve in a highball glass.

Tijuana Brass Polish

121

Moon Zero Two


1 oz. Brandy

1 oz. Reposado Tequila

1 oz. Blue Curacao

2 oz. Orange Juice

Orange Bitters

1/2 oz. Grenadine


Add the brandy, tequila, Blue Curacao, and bitters to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake vigorously. Pour into a low ball glass, filled with ice and add the Orange Juice and drizzle in the Grenadine. (the grenadine should settle on the bottom.

Sherry Ricky

120

The Thing That Couldn't Die


2 oz. Cream Sherry

1 oz. Fresh Lime Juice

3/4 oz. Grenadine

Lemon Lime Soda (Or Sparkling Water)


Add the Sherry, lime juice and grenadine to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake well. Strain into a Highball glass with ice, and top with Soda.

The Perfect Screwdriver

119

The Giant Gila Monster


2 oz. Vodka

4 dashes Orange Bitters

1 tsp Lemon Juice (freshly squeezed)

3-4 oz. Orange Juice


In a Highball glass, filled with ice, add the vodka, bitters, a squeeze of lemon, and the Orange Juice. Stir and enjoy.

The Gentleman from Alberta (aka an Eh' Fashioned)

118

Final Sacrifice


2 oz. Canadian Whiskey

1 oz. Pure Maple Syrup

Orange Slice

Maraschino Cherry


Add everything to a cocktail shaker, with ice. Shake vigorously and strain into an Old Fashioned Glass. Garnish with a piece of fried bacon.

Sangria

117

Rifftrax Future Zone


2 oz. Brandy

2 oz. Orange Liqueur

750 ml Red Wine

1 Lime

1 Lemon

1 Orange


In a punch bowl, slice the lime, lemon, and Orange. Add the Brandy, Orange Liqueur, and a full bottle of Red Wine. Stir and allow to rest in the Refrigerator for a couple of hours. Serve over ice.

Madeira

116

Time Chasers v2.0


A nice bottle of Madeira.


57

115

The Undead


2 oz. Bottled in Bond Bourbon

7 UP


Add the bourbon to a highball or collins glass with ice, and top off with 7Up.


Blue Hawaiian

114

Time Travelers


3/4 oz. Vodka

3/4 oz. Rum

1/2 Blue Curacao

1 oz. Bar Sour


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake until nice and cold. Strain into a Hurricane glass with pebble ice and garnish with a cocktail umbrella and pineapple wedge.

Old Vermont

113

Time Chasers v1.0


1 1/2 Gin

1/2 oz. Maple Syrup (Grade B)

1/2 oz. Lemon Juice

2 dashes Bitters


Add everything to a Shaker with ice, and shake well. Strain into a coupe glass and garnish with an orange peel.

Fu Manchu Daiquiri

112

The Castle of Fu Manchu


2 oz. Light Rum

1 oz. Lime Juice

1/2 oz. Simple Syrup

1/4 oz. Triple Sec

1/4 oz. Creme de Menthe

1/2 oz. Chilled Water (or wet ice)


Add all of the ingredients into a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake vigorously. Strain into a Cocktail Glass and garnish with a pineapple wedge.

Chocolatini

111

Rifftrax Attack of the Clones


2 oz. Vodka

1 oz. Chocolate Liqueur

1 oz. Irish Cream 


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake briskly. Strain into a chilled Martini Glass.

Plaid! (Uncle Bill's Little Helper)

110

Pod People


This is a Toddy!

1 1/2 oz. Brandy

1 1/2 oz. Amaretto Cream

4 oz. Earl Grey Tea (Hot)

Simple Syrup (to taste)


In a cup appropriate to hold hot beverages, add the Brandy, Tea and Amaretto Cream. Stir and enjoy! Add Simple Syrup to sweeten if desired.

Amaretto and Cream can be substituted if necessary.

High Karate

109

Rifftrax Live: Miami Connection


This can be a Punch!

2 parts Aged Rum

1 part Orange Juice

1 part Lime Juice

1 Part Pineapple Juice

 Maple Syrup

Angostura Bitters


To make a single Cocktail, add 2 oz. Rum, 1 oz. of each of the juices, 2 tsp Maple and a dash of Bitters to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake for 10 seconds. Strain into a Cocktail Glass. For a punch, just maintain the ratios! 

Clamolata

108

Crash of the  Moons


2 oz. Vodka

1 oz. Clamato

Cocktail Olive with Brine


In a cocktail shaker, with ice, you will add the Vodka and Clamato. Shake and strain into a chilled Martini Glass. Add a barspoon of the cocktail olive brine and garnish with a cocktail olive.


Midori Sour

107

The Slime People


2 oz. Midori

Bar Sour


In a Highball glass filled with ice, add the Midori and top with Bar Sour. Stir and enjoy!


Rye McClanahan

106

Film Crew Hollywood After Dark


2 oz. Rye Whiskey

Peach Nectar (Jumex Brand)


In a Highball glass filled with ice, add the Rye and top with the Peach nectar. Stir and enjoy!

Wongo Cooler

105

Film Crew The Wild Women of Wongo


2 oz. Dark Rum

4 oz. Pineapple Juice

Aperol

Brown Sugar Simple Syrup


In a mixing glass, add the rum, a bar spoon of the simple syrup, and pineapple juice. Mix to combine. Pour into a Collins Glass filled with Ice and add a splash of Aperol. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

Vodka Tonic

104

Film Crew Killers From Space


2 oz. Vodka

Tonic

Citrus to Garnish


In a Highball Glass, filled with ice, add your shot of Vodka and top with 3-5 oz. of Tonic. Garnish with a wheel of your chosen citrus.

A Greek Shot and a Beer

103

Film Crew The Giant of Marathon


1 1/2 oz. Metaxa

12 oz. Bottle of Marathon (Athenian Brewery)


Pour the Metaxa into a shot glass and open your bottle (or Can) of Marathon, and alternate sipping your Greek Brandy and your Greek Beer!

Duck Fart

102

The Bottle Episode: In Space!


Shiner Cheer

Highland Brewing Gaelic Ale

Lindemans Bin 45 Cabernet

Suspicious Coffee

Duck Fart

101

The Sinister Urge


1 oz. Coffee Liqueur

1 oz. Irish Cream

1 oz. Whiskey


This is a Layered Shot!

Layer the Coffee Liqueur on the bottom of a shot glass. Then, using a bar spoon, layer the Irish Cream, then layer the whiskey.

This Long Island Earth Iced Tea

100

MST3K: The Movie


1/2 oz. Gin

1/2 oz. Vodka

1/2 oz. White Rum

1/2 oz. Tequila (Silver)

1/2 oz. Blue Curacao

3 oz. Bar Sour

Orange Juice


In a Collins Glass, Filled with Ice, combine all of the Liquors and Bar sour, and top off with Orange Juice.

Vodka Crayon

99

Rifftrax Live: Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza 


1 1/2 oz. Vodka

5 oz. Cranberry Juice

Mint Sprig

Sugar


Rub the sprig of mint around the rim of a Highball glass (to moisten) and dip the rim of the glass into sugar. Muddle the mint in the bottom of the glass. Add ice and Vodka and fill with Cranberry Juice.

Cafe Oh-Oh-Ole

98

The Rebel Set 


1 1/2 oz. Scotch

1 oz. Chocolate Syrup

3 oz. Coffee

1 oz. Cream

Whipped Cream


Combine the Scotch, Syrup, Coffee, and Cream into a Highball glass and top with Whipped Cream

Tiger's Tail

97

Cry Wilderness 


1 1/2 oz. Pernod

Triple Sec

Orange Juice


In a Highball glass, with ice, add the Pernod and a splash of Triple Sec. Top with Orange Juice. Stir and enjoy!


Peeping Vampire

96

Samson Vs. the Vampire Women 


1 1/2 oz. Scotch

1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth

1/2 Ancho Reyes

1/4 oz. Coffee Liqueur

2 Dashes Angostura Bitters


Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice. Shake and Strain into a martini glass and garnish with a Maraschino Cherry.



Little House on the Prairie Fire

95

I Was a Teenage Werewolf 


2 oz. Tequila (chilled)

Tabasco Sauce


Pour the chilled tequila into a shot class and float 4-5 dashes of the Tabasco Sauce. 

Toss it back and enjoy!

Two-For-One Greenhammers

94

Werewolf 


Ice

1 1/4 oz green apple pucker

1 oz vodka

3/4 oz Yukon Jack

splash of lime juice

Shake all ingredients in cocktail shaker. Strain into two chilled glasses.

Mr. B Natural Light

93

War of the Colossal Beast 


A Natural Light beer. Enjoy!

Strawberry Blonde

92

Village of the Giants

 

1 oz vodka

.5 oz elderflower liqueur

.5 oz grapefruit juice

.5 oz lemon juice

.5 oz grenadine

put all ingredients over ice in cocktail shaker. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with rosemary sprig.

Tutti Fruitti

91

Catalina Caper

 

.5 oz coconut rum

.5 oz vodka

.5 oz peach schnapps

.5 oz creme de banana

3 oz pineapple juice

combine all ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Singapore Sling

90

Horrors of Spider Island

 

1.5 oz gin

.5 oz cherry brandy

dash of orange liquere

dash of benedictine

dash of angostura bitters

dash of grenadine

1 oz fresh lime juice

top with pineapple juice

Pour all ingredients in a mixing glass with ice. Stir and strain into a chilled glass over ice. Garnish with fruit!

German Dopplebock

89

Ator the Fighting Eagle

  

Get a German dopplebock and drink it!

Dirty Gibson

88

Danger Diabolik

 

cocktail onions with juice

3.5 oz gin

teaspoon of the cocktail onion brine

Add to cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with onions on a toothpick.

The Evil Genius's Lap Cat

87

Mighty Jack

 

3 oz Japanese whiskey

1/2 oz Aperol

1/2 oz sweet vermouth

Add all ingredients to cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with lemon twist.

Quinn Martini

86

Code Name: Diamond Head

 

3 oz gin

0.5 oz pineapple juice, or some muddled canned pineapple

1 oz coconut water

ice

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with your ice. Shake to chill, then strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with maraschino cherry on an umbrella.

Italian Sunset

85

Secret Agent Super Dragon

 

Ice

Splash of sweet vermouth

0.5 oz Aperol

3 oz gin

Add most of your ice to a cocktail shaker, and add splash of sweet vermouth. Toss and shake the vermouth on the ice, and drain the excess off. Add other ingredients and shake, then strain into an iced cocktail glass.

San Juan Sunset

84

Beast of Yucca Flats


2 oz rum

Orange juice

0.5 oz cherry brandy (or good cherry liqueur or grenadine)

Put ice in a Collins glass. Add rum, then fill almost to the top with OJ. Top with a float of your cherry brandy. Enjoy!

Kimchi Bloody Mary

83

Rifftrax Aeon Flux


2 oz soju (or vodka)

1 oz leftover kimchi brine

0.5 lemon juice

dash of fish sauce

dash of soy sauce

dash of Tobasco

4 oz tomato juice

pinch of wasabi powder

All ingredients in a cocktail shaker without ice. Shake well, then strain over ice in a tall glass. Garnish with Bloody Mary garnishes.

Brandy Alexander

82

Stranded in Space


 1.5 oz brandy

0.5 oz dark creme de cocoa

3 oz milk

Assemble over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake well, then strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with fresh grated nutmeg if desired.

Italian Sunrise

81

Quest of  the Delta Knights

 

1.5 oz Limoncello

0.5 Campari

Pour Campari into shot glass, then add limoncello. Wait until Campari floats on limoncello and then enjoy!

Drammel

80

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom 2

  

2 oz gin

1 oz elder flower liqueur

twist of lemon

ice

Put all ingredients in cocktail shaker, strain into a glass. Garnish with the twist.

Unit Three or Fifth-Wheel on a Beach

79

The Space Children

 

maraschino cherry

slice of orange

2 oz tequila

0.5 oz simple syrup

flavored sparkling water or club soda

Muddle orange and cherry in cocktail shaker. Add liquor and ice. Shake and strain into a glass, and top off with sparkling water/club soda.

A Viking Boatwoman

78

The Saga of the Viking Women

  

1.5 oz vodka

1 oz cherry liquer

1 oz. of orange juice

Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice - shake vigorously then strain into a chilled glass, and garnish with a cherry.

A Nutty Bitch

77

The Skydivers

 

1 oz vodka

1 oz coffee liqueur

1/2 oz peppermint schappes

1/2 oz Irish cream

dash of cola

splash of milk

Put everything in a shaker with some ice. Shake and strain into a tall glass with ice and top with 1/2 oz of hazelnut liqueur.

Sake Bomb! (Yes, again)

76

 Fugitive Alien 2: Star Force


1 domestic lager/pilsner

1 shot of sake

Chug!

The Aviation

75

San Francisco International


Cocktail Shaker

Chilled glass

Maraschino cherry

Ice

3 oz. gin

¾ oz. maraschino cherry liqueur

¾ oz fresh lemon juice

⅓ oz. creme de violet

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into chilled glass

Garnish with a maraschino cherry on an umbrella

74

Bottle Episode III: The Search for Retrospection

The SOL-Mates' favorite 2019 selections from the Rowsdower Cocktail Hour Menu:

Snowshoe (Joe)

Aquavelva (Devori)

Incredible Hulk (Jeff)

Sherry Cobbler and Spicy Coke (Mimi)

The Snowshoe

73

Avalanche


Cocktail Shaker

Lowball glass

Ice

1 ½ oz. bourbon

½ oz. peppermint schnapps

Add ice and liquor to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

NOTE: This cocktail can be made in pitchers for large parties. Also, peppermint schnapps varies in proof. The higher the proof, the greater the peppermint flavor, so adjust accordingly.

The Godfather

72

Laserblast


Mixing glass or cocktail shaker

Rocks glass

Ice

2 oz. blended scotch

¼ to ½ oz. amaretto

Add ice and liquor to mixing glass

Stir ingredients (shaking is not recommended. Sorry, James)

Strain into rocks glass filled with ice

Sherry Cobbler

71

Ring of Terror


Cocktail Shaker

Cocktail glass

Ice

1 tbsp Sugar

3 orange slices

Strawberry

6 oz. Sherry (medium-dry or cream sherry recommended)

Add ice to shaker

Add sherry, 1 tbsp of sugar, and orange slices to shaker

Shake and strain into cocktail glass

Garnish with a strawberry

NOTE: DO NOT USE COOKING SHERRY!

Potato Battery

70

The Legend of Boggy Creek II


Large glass

Ice

1 ½ oz. potato vodka

½ oz. blue curacao

½ oz. limoncello

Alcoholic seltzer of choice

Add ice and all liquors to glass

Top with seltzer

Slow Comfortable Screw

69

Rock 'n Roll Nightmare


Collins Glass

Ice

1 oz. vodka

1 oz. Southern Comfort

½ oz. sloe gin

Orange Juice

Fill glass with ice

Add liquors

Top off with orange juice

Mix and enjoy!

Aquavelva

68

Women of the Prehistoric Planet


Hurricane glass

Ice

Lemon wedge

Cherry

1 oz gin

1 oz vodka

½ oz blue curacao

Lemon-lime soda

Add ice and liquors to glass

Top with soda

Garnish with lemon wedge and cherry

Add an umbrella or fancy sword if desired

Venusian Sludge

67

First Spaceship on Venus


Collins glass

Ice

Lemon wedge (optional)

1 ½ - 2 oz dark rum

Dr. Pepper

Add ice to glass

Add rum

Top with Dr. Pepper

Add lemon if desired


Cherry Blossoms on the Electron Field

66

Invasion of the Neptune Men


3 oz. Nigori Sake

1/2 oz. Elderflower Liqueur

2 Maraschino Cherries

In a Cocktail Shaker, muddle the Cherries. Add the Sake and Elderflower  Liqueur and shake.

Strain into a Cocktail Glass and garnish with another Maraschino Cherry.

Canned Beer

65

Devil Fish


Multiple cans of cold, domestic beer.

A Pedialyte

64

Killer Fish


2 oz. Gold or Aged Rums

1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps

1/2 oz. Triple Sec

A few Dashes of Orange Bitters

Orange Twist

Add the Rum, Schnapps, Triple Sec, and Bitters to a cocktail shaker with ice; Shake and strain into a Cocktail Glass and twist the Orange and garnish.


A Fuzzy Little Kitten

63

Kitten with a Whip


Highball glass

Ice

Lime wedge

2 oz tequila

1 oz Aperol

Peach juice

Fill glass with ice

Add all ingredients to glass

Stir and garnish with the lime wedge

Optional: rub lime wedge on the glass rim and salt before garnishing

Cotton Gin

62

Untamed Youth


Cocktail glass

Shaker

Muddler

Tonic

Ice

2 oz gin

2 cucumber slices

2 basil leaves

Lime wedge

Add 1 cucumber slice, 1 lime wedge, and 1 basil leaf to shaker

Muddle together

Add gin and ice

Shake well

Strain into glass with ice

Top with tonic

Garnish with remaining cucumber slice and basil leaf

Dangerous Janitor or Mismatched Elopement

61

Teenage Strangler


AKA Jum

Collins or Highball glass

Ice

Lemon slice

1 part gin

1 part rum (dark rum is best)

4 parts tonic

Add all ingredients to glass

Mix well and add lemon slice

Beatnik Highball

60

The Beatniks


Highball glass

Water

Ice

1 shot whiskey

Fill glass with ice

Add whiskey

Top with water and stir

Leprechaun

59

Rifftrax of Jack the Giant Killer


Cocktail glass

Ice

1 oz vodka

½ peach schnapps

½ oz blue curacao

Orange juice

Add ice to glass

Add liquor

Top with orange juice

Stir and drink

Anthony Can't Keep His Dumb Ass Out of the Water

58

The Magic Sword


Tumbler glass

Ice

Maraschino cherry on a plastic sword

2 parts whiskey

1 part Campari

Orange juice

Add ice to glass

Add liquor

Top with orange juice

Stir well and garnish with the cherry

Simon's Mauve Tunic

57

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom


Cocktail glass

Shaker

Ice

Lemon twist

2 oz gin

½ simple syrup

½ creme de violet

½ Campari

Dash of bitters

Add ice and all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Garnish with lemon twist

Jell-O Shots

56

Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders


Compiler’s Note:

As Jeff says on the podcast, there are a million recipes for Jell-o Shots on the internet, but I just want to put a personal recommendation for using apple Jell-o and Fireball whiskey. My friend made them for a Halloween party I threw a few years ago and the result was an apple pie tasting Jell-o shot that tastes like a homemade apple pie, and they will get you HAMMERED before you know it, so be cautious.

Incredible Hulk

55

The Amazing Colossal Man


Rocks glass (or a lowball glass for a double)

Ice

1 oz cognac

1 oz Hypnotiq liqueur

Add ice and alcohol to glass; stir well

The Harry Blatts

54

Girl in Gold Boots


1 shot of Old Crow bourbon

1 can of domestic lager

Gin Fizz

53

The Indestructible Man


Collins or Fizz glass

Shaker

Mesh strainer

Ice

2 oz gin

1 oz fresh lemon juice

¾ oz simple syrup

Egg white

1 oz club soda

Add gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, and egg white to shaker

Shake vigorously for ten seconds

Add ice to shaker and shake vigorously again for ten seconds

Double strain through the mesh strainer into glass

Top with club soda and garnish with lemon twist

Spicy Coke

52

Mac and Me


Highball glass

Ice

1 shot spiced rum

1 can of Coke

1 maraschino cherry (optional)

Add ice to glass

Add rum

Top with coke

Add maraschino cherry

Toxic Sex on the Beach

51

Horror of Party Beach


Collins glass

Shaker

Ice

2 oz vodka

¾ oz peach schnapps

¾ green apple schnapps

4 oz cranberry juice

4 oz orange juice

Fill shaker and glass with ice

Add vodka, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice

Shake vigorously and strain into glass

Top with orange juice

Top again with green apple schnapps for a cascading effect

Atomic Kamikaze

50

Gamera

"Take. Kenny. To. The Hague!"

-Devori Kimbro


Shot glass

Shaker

Ice

1 ½ oz citrus vodka

½ blue curacao

¼ tsp sweetened lime juice

1 lime wedge tossed in sugar

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and pour into shot glass

Take shot and bite lime wedge

Atomic Brain Tumor

49

The Atomic Brain


Shot glass

Bartender's spoon

¾ oz melon liqueur

¾ oz peach schnapps

½ oz cream liqueur

3 drops of grenadine

Add melon liqueur

Float peach schnapps as much as possible on top of melon liqueur

Insert spoon in the middle of the liquid and drizzle cream liqueur down the stem of the spoon.

Gently twist and lift the spoon out, leaving the cream liqueur suspended in the liquor

Add a few drops of grenadine in the bottom to make it look bloody and gory.

The Cocktail With No Name

48

Bunkered Down and Reconsidering Our Life Choices (SoL-Mates Bottle Episode II: Retrospective Boogaloo)


Lowball glass

Shaker (optional)

Ice

1 part sloe gin

1 part sweet vermouth

2 parts gin

Add ice to glass

Add all ingredients to shaker or glass

Shake and pour, or stir if already in glass

The Creepy Santa

47

Santa Claus


Pint glass

Shot glass (optional)

12 oz hard apple cider

1 ½ oz Fireball cinnamon whiskey

Pour cider into glass

Add whiskey to cider

Gently stir and drink.

You can also pour a shot of the whiskey and do a Boiler Maker

The Pitch

6-8 oz warm, spiced cider (Devori prefers using a mulled cider)

1 oz Fireball cinnamon whiskey

Combine, stir, and serve

Lemonkäinen

46

The Day the Earth Froze


Lowball glass

Shaker (optional)

Ice

1 oz Limoncello

1 oz Canton (aka ginger liqueur)

1 oz Finnish vodka

1 oz lemon juice

Add ice to glass

Add all ingredients to glass or shaker. Stir or shake; serve.

The Dirty Bird

45

Rifftrax of Birdemic


Lowball glass

Shaker

Ice

4 oz 101 proof Wild Turkey

Add ice to shaker

Add bourbon to shaker

Shake vigorously

Pour into glass

Down it all as fast as possible

Brandy Pasado de Moda

44

Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy


Lowball glass

Shaker

Ice

Soda water

2 oz brandy

1 tsp sugar

1 orange slice

1 maraschino cherry

Bitters (preferably orange)

Add sugar, orange slice, and cherry to shaker

Muddle well

Add brandy and ice; shake well

Add ice to glass

Strain and pour shaker into glass

Top with soda water

Sombrero

43

Beast of Hollow Mountain


Lowball glass

Ice

1 ½ oz coffee liqueur

Milk or ½ & ½

Add ice to glass

Add coffee liqueur

Top with milk or ½ & ½

Stir (optional)

Spring Action

42

*Squirm (*plus A Case of Spring Fever)


Highball glass

Ice

¾ oz Southern Comfort

¾ oz apricot brandy

¾ oz sloe gin

Orange juice

Add ice to glass

Add liquor

Top with orange juice and stir well

Red Scare

41

Rocket Attack USA


aka The Das Vedanya Tovarisch

Two shot glasses

Shaker

Ice

1 oz vodka

1 oz rum

1 oz Campari

1 oz cranberry juice

½ oz orange liqueur

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into shot glasses

Clootie's Cooler

40

The Touch of Satan


Pint or Collins glass

Shaker

Ice

2 sprigs mint

1 tsp sugar

3 oz apple whiskey

Water

Add ice to glass

Muddle sugar and mint in shaker

Add whiskey to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Praherita

39

Manhunt in Space


Cocktail glass

Shaker

Ice

2 oz tequila

1 oz blue curacao

1 oz Amaretto

1 oz fresh lime juice

1 tsp sugar (optional)

Add ice and all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

The Fingle Doppelbanger

38

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank


Bar spoon

Shot glass

¾ oz melon liqueur

Amarula cream liqueur

Add melon liqueur to shot glass

Using the back of the bar spoon, float Amarula liqueur on top of melon liqueur

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Olympic

37

Hercules and the Captive Women


Lowball glass

Shaker

Ice

1 oz brandy

1 oz triple sec

1 oz orange juice

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Sex on the Beach

36

Outlaw (of Gor)


Collins glass

Ice

1 oz vodka

1 oz raspberry liqueur

1 oz peach schnapps

Orange juice

Add ice and alcohol to glass

Top with orange juice and stir well

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Waters of Forgetfulness

35

Hercules Unchained


Martini glass

Shaker

Ice

3 oz gin

1 oz sloe gin

1 oz Limoncello

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Mulholland Drive

34

The Dead Talk Back

(aka Mudslide)

Blender

Martini or Hurricane glass

Chocolate syrup

1 part Irish Cream

1 part vodka

1 part coffee liqueur

3 scoops vanilla ice cream

Drizzle inside of glass with chocolate syrup

Add all ingredients to blender

Blend well and pour into glass

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Limoncello

33

Warrior of the Lost World


Bottles, totaling 1500 ml in volume

Sealable containers, totaling 1500 ml in volume

750 ml 100 proof vodka

3 c sugar

3 c water

10-11 lemons, peeled and with as much pith as possible removed from the lemon peels

Add lemon peels to jars

Fill jars with entire bottle of vodka

Seal jars, shake, and store in a cool, dry place

Shake jar every couple of days for two weeks to one month.

When ready, prepare a simple syrup and combine.

 Strain and divide equally amongst bottles.

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Space Cop

32

Starcrash


Lowball glass

Ice

1-2 shot of Southern Comfort

Green Mountain Dew

Add ice to glass

Add Southern Comfort

Add Mountain Dew

Stir and serve

Avoid the 'betus

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Gimlet

31

Night of the Blood Beast


Martini glass

Shaker

Ice

3 oz gin

1 oz lime juice

1 tsp sugar

Add ice and all ingredients to shaker

Shake, strain, and pour into glass

Garnish with curl of lemon or lime peel.

Variations include substituting vodka for gin, or adding 1 oz lime juice and 1 oz Rose's sweetened lime juice in addition to the sugar. Joe's preferred method is to add both lime juices, no sugar, and 1 oz lime liqueur.

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Sakerita

30

Master Ninja II


Martini or Margarita glass

Shaker

Ice

½ oz triple sec

½ oz lime juice

4 oz unfiltered Nigori sake

Add all ingredients to shaker and add ice

Shake, strain, and pour into glass

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

White Sangria

29

Master Ninja I


Punch bowl sized vessel

2 bottles of white wine, or one bottle of wine and one bottle of champagne.

(Pinot Grigio, preferably. No Chardonnay, barrel aged, or super sweet wines like Muscato. You want a nice, dry white wine for this.)

4 oz triple sec

2 oz brandy

Various citrus fruit

Cut fruit and add to vessel

Add both bottles of wine, or if using champagne, add only the wine,

Add triple sec and brandy

Stir, cover, and let sit for one to two hours.

Serve. If using champagne, add now and serve.

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Liquid Cocaine

28

Soultaker


Everybody Fest

Can of domestic lager poured into a styrofoam cup


Liquid Cocaine

Shaker

Shot glass

Ice

½ oz Jagermeister

½ oz Rumple Minze

½ oz 151 rum

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Rob Roy

27

Operation Double 007


Lowball glass

Shaker

Chilled cocktail glass

Ice

2 oz blended scotch

½ oz sweet vermouth

Garnish with a twist of lemon

Add scotch and vermouth to shaker

Strain and pour into glass

Garnish with the twist of lemon

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

East Meets West

26

Cinematic Titanic of East Meets Watts

Ginger Margarita

Margarita glass

Ice

1 ½ oz tequila

1 oz Canton (ginger liqueur)

2 oz lemon juice

2 tsp sugar (optional)

1 inch peeled, crushed ginger root (optional)

Orange bitters (optional)

Splash of lime juice (optional)

(Optional steps)

Add ginger root and sugar to shaker

Muddle well and let sit for an hour

Add ice, lemon juice, Canton, and tequila to shaker

Add two dashes of orange bitters

Add a splash of lime juice

Shake and strain into salt rimmed  margarita glass

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Lemon Drop

25

The Incredible Melting Men


Highball glass

Shaker

Ice

3 oz lemon vodka

1 oz lemon juice

½ orange liqueur

Sugar

Candied lemon juice

Add heaping teaspoon of sugar, lemon juice, and orange liqueur to shaker

Stir vigorously to dissolve sugar

Add ice and lemon vodka

Shake well

Strain and pour into glass

Garnish with the lemon slice.

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Koko's Lament

24

Time of the Apes


Tumbler glass filled with ice

1 ½ oz brandy

1 oz coffee liqueur

2-3 oz root beer

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Woohoo!

23

Alien From L.A.


Woohoo

(Phil) Collins glass filled with ice

1 oz vodka

1 oz peach schnapps

Top with cranberry juice

Devori Recipe:

The Scarlett O'Hara

1 oz peach schnapps

1 oz Southern Comfort

Cranberry juice

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Our Favorite Cocktails from the last year

22

 The Bottle Episode

The Aegean Stables

Hoopla

Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter (Devori's favorite)

The Little Pink Spider (Jeff's favorite)

A Mouthful of Chiggers (Mimi's favorite)

Sake Bomb (Joe's favorite)

Slippery Nipple

Pan Juice

Pickled Beets

Brandy

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Our Favorite Christmas Cocktails

21

The Christmas That Almost Wasn't


Gin and "Tahnukkah"

Black Velvet and Coke

Tom and Jerry

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

One Hand Clapping

20

The Crawling Hand


Shot glass

1 oz coconut rum

½ oz Frangelico (hazelnut liqueur)

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

The Little Pink Spider

19

The Giant Spider Invasion


Cocktail glass

Shaker

Ice

2 oz vodka

½ oz Cynar liqueur

2 dashes of Peychaud's bitters

A few drops of lemon juice

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Garnish with a maraschino cherry, a lime wedge, or a piece of candied ginger

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Orange Tootsie Roll Pop

18

The Lost Continent


(aka Carnivorous Sauropod)

Lowball glass with ice

½ oz Grand Marnier

½ oz creme de cocoa

1 ½ oz white rum

Top with orange soda

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Different kinds of Gals

17

Rifftrax of Halloween


The Rye Girl

Lowball glass filled with ice

1 ½ oz rye whiskey

1 tsp of grenadine

Dash of bitters

Top with ginger ale

The Slutty Girl

Lowball glass filled with ice

1 ½ oz pomegranate vodka

2 tsp grenadine

½ oz lemon juice

Top with ginger ale

The Final Girl (Virgin)

Lowball glass filled with ice

1 tbsp grenadine

½ oz lemon juice

Fill with ginger ale

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Reputation Road

16

Hobgoblins


(based on a true story)

1 shot of Kinky liqueur

Chase with a liberal slug of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Texas Tea

15

The Killer Shrews


Tall glass

Ice

½ oz light rum

½ oz gin

½ vodka

½ tequila

½ oz whiskey

1 oz sour mix

Splash of cola for color

Add all to tall glass filled with ice

Mix and garnish with a lemon wedge

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Stumpwaterer

14

Jack Frost


Tall glass

Ice

Add ice to glass

½ oz vodka

½ oz gin

½ rum

½ tequila

Dash of grenadine

Fill with orange juice

Russian Bear

Martini glass

Shaker

Ice

1 oz vodka

1 oz creme de cocoa

1 oz ½ and ½ or cream

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Sake Bomb

13

Fugitive Alien


Sturdy pint glass or beer mug

Shot glass

Lager (North American, German, or Asian)

Sake

Fill mug ⅔ with beer

Fill shot glass with sake

Drop shot glass into mug

Chug entire glass

[Be careful not to let the shot glass kamikaze right into your teeth]

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter

12

Colossus and the Headhunters


Shaker

Low ball glass

Club soda

Ice

2 oz whiskey

1 oz grapefruit juice

1 oz bar sour

Add all ingredients to shaker

Strain into low ball glass with ice

Top with club soda

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Wootini

11

The Loves of Hercules


Martini glass

Shaker

Ice

3 oz cucumber vodka

1 oz dry white wine

Sprig of rosemary

1 tsp rose water

Add all ingredients to shaker

Add ice and shake

Strain and pour into glass

Garnish with twist of lime wedge

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

The Aegean Stables

10

 Hercules Against the Moon Men


Cocktail glass

Shaker

Ice

Dash of cinnamon

3 oz gin

1 oz amaretto

1 oz creme de cocoa

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake on ice

Strain and pour into cocktail glass

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

A Mouthful of Chiggers

9

Terror from the Year 5000


Tall/Collins glass

Ice

1 ½ - 2 oz Southern Comfort

Swamp Water (½ lemonade, ½ southern sweet tea)

Fill glass with ice

Add Southern Comfort

Top with Swamp Water

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Snake Bite

8

Cave Dwellers


Snake Bites Across the Pond

American Snake Bite:

2 oz honey whiskey

½ oz Rose's lime juice

Shake on ice and pour into shot glass

British Snake Bite:

½ pint hard cider

½ pint lager

Zombie Nightmare

Canadian Zombie

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz swee

Canadian Zombie

7

 Zombie Nightmare


1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz sweet vermouth

½ oz Yukon Jack

½ oz grenadine

1 oz cranberry juice

2 oz apple juice

½ oz lemon juice

½ oz brown sugar simple syrup

6 oz ginger ale ice cubes (half an ice tray, made the night before)

Add all ingredients EXCEPT Yukon Jack to blender

Blend on low for 30 seconds

Pour into glass

Float Yukon Jack on top

Ignite Yukon Jack if desired; USE EXTREME CAUTION IF DOING SO

Slippery Nipple

6

Robot Holocaust


1 ½ Sambuca

½ oz Irish Cream (floated)

1 drop grenadine in center

Aye, There's the Rum

5

Hamlet


Tall glass

2 oz dark rum

Ginger beer

Lime wedge

Ice

Fill glass with ice

Add rum

Add lime wedge

Top with ginger beer

Ib Melchior

4

Reptilicus


Martini glass

Shaker

3 parts vodka

1 part Aquavit

Cucumber slice

Ice

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into martini glass

Garnish with cucumber slice

Sid Pink

Martini glass

Shaker

3 parts vodka

1 part melon liqueur

Lemon slice

Ice

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into martini glass

Garnish with lemon slice

Hoopla

3

I Accuse My Parents


Cocktail glass

Shaker

1 part brandy

1 part orange liqueur

1 part lillet (a fortified white wine) OR, if unavailable, a lightly sweet Riesling

1 part orange juice

Dash of bitters (optional)

Ice

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

I'm Not That Kinda Girl

2

 Mitchell


Pint Beer Glass

Sprig of Mint

Lime

North American Lager

Muddle mint in bottom of glass

Add squeeze of lime

Pour beer into lime and muddled mint

Rum Sour

Tall glass

Medium lemon OR small lemon and small lime

2 oz Rum

1 heaping teaspoon sugar

Club soda

Ice

Juice fruit, pour into glass

Add sugar to juice and stir

Add ice

Add rum

Top with club soda and stir

Hey Lady, Keep Your Head

1

The Brain That Wouldn't Die


2 oz.  Vodka

1 oz.  Orange Liqueur

1/2 oz. Raspberry Liqueur

1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps

Add ice and alcohol to shaker


All all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake well. Strain into a Cocktail Glass and garnish with a maraschino cherry.

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