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The Brute Man

1 1/2 oz. Brandy

3/4 oz. Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur

1/4 oz. Allspice Dram

1 Egg

2 oz. Heavy Cream

Add the alcohol and the raw egg to a cocktail shaker and dry shake for 10 seconds. Then add ice and the cream to the shaker and shake for an additional 10-15 seconds.

Double strain into a rocks glass and garnish with a Maraschino Cherry.

Rifftrax Hillbilly's in a Haunted House

1.5 oz. Wild Turkey 101

6 oz. Mountain Dew

In a Highball glass filled with ice, add the Bourbon and top with Mountain Dew.

If you want to garnish the cocktail, you should say to yourself, in a southern accent "We don't cotton to no fancy garnishes 'round these parts."

Then drink it anyway.

Rifftrax Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

3 oz. Red Wine (Inexpensive, please)

3 oz. Cool Blue Flavor Gatorade

Add all ingredients to a Wine Glass and stir to combine.

This can also be prepared in a punch bowl and served to guests. Just maintain the 1:1 Ratio of Wine to Gatorade. 

City Limits

1 1/2 oz. Brandy (or Cognac)

3/4 oz. Orange Liqueur

3/4 oz. Lemon Juice

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake for 20 seconds. Strain into a chilled Coupe glass and garnish with an Orange Twist.

Optionally, you could Sugar Rim the glass. Use a slice of lemon to moisten the rim of your Coupe and dip it onto a small plate of sugar.

Beginning of the End

1 oz. Creme de Cocoa: Clear

1 oz. Creme de Menthe: Green

1 oz. Light Cream (or Half and Half)

Add all ingredients to a Cocktail Shaker, filled with ice. Shake for 20 seconds.

Strain into a chilled Martini glass.

Enjoy!

MST3K: The Movie

1 1/2 oz. Gin

1 oz. St. Germaine

1/2 oz. Creme de Violet

1 oz. Lemon Juice

1 Barspoon Simple Syrup

Add all ingredients to a Cocktail Shaker, filled with ice. Shake for 20 seconds.

Strain into a Coupe glass.

Garnish with Mint or a Lemon Slice.

Project Moonbase

1 Can Watermelon Crush Monaco

Ice

Pour the Monaco into a Tall Glass, filled with Ice and enjoy!

Rifftrax Eragon

1 1/2 oz. Vodka

Minute Maid Blueberry Lemonade

In a Tall Glass, filled with Ice, add the Vodka and top with the Blueberry Lemonade

Rifftrax Twilight

10 oz. Rainier Ice Cubes

2 oz. Bourbon

4 Dashes Angostura Bitters

2 Barspoons Maraschino Cherry Juice

1/2 oz. Simple Syrup

Twist of Orange

Prework for this cocktail requires Ice Cubes made with Beer. Add 10 oz. of Rainier Beer to ice cube trays and freeze until solid.

In a Blender, combine the Beer Cubes, Bourbon, Angostura, Cherry Syrup, and Simple Syrup. Blend until smooth.

Divide into 2 Rocks Glasses. Express the Orange and garnish with the Orange Twist and a Maraschino Cherry.

Rifftrax Summer Shorts Beach Party

1 oz. Amber Rum

1/2 oz. Dark Rum

1/2 oz. Triple Sec

Dash of Amaretto

1/2 oz. Fresh Lime Juice

1/2 oz. Simple Syrup

2 oz. Sour Mix

Add all ingredients to a Cocktail Shaker, filled with ice. Shake and Strain into a Tall Glass with Ice. Garnish with a piece of Pineapple and a Cocktail Umbrella.

The Starfighters

2 oz. Aviation Gin (or Gin of your choice)

Mountain Dew 

Ice

In a Glass filled with Ice, add Gin and top off with Mountain Dew.

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King Dinosaur

2 oz. Vodka

1/2 oz. Lime Juice

Ginger Beer

Ice

In a Copper Mug, add ice, Vodka, and Lime Juice. Top with Ginger Beer.

Garnish with Mint or a Lime Wheel.

Jeffs note: The Copper Mug is not required.

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Munchie

1 1/2 Oz. Rum

Coconut Water

Ice

In a Rocks Glass, add the Ice and Rum (use a good quality rum, not spiced) and top with Coconut Water. Stir and enjoy.

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SST Death Flight

1/2 Oz. Dry Vermouth

1 Oz. Gin

1/2 Oz. Raspberry Juice (or Cran-Raspberry, like we used.)

Ice

1 Fresh Raspberry, for Garnish

In a Cocktail Shaker add Ice, Vermouth, Gin and Raspberry Juice. Shake and strain into a Coupe and Garnish with the Raspberry.

The Visitor

1 2/3 oz. Brandy

1 oz. Dark Creme de Coco

3 oz. Half and Half

All all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake. Strain into a Rocks Glass.

Death Stalker and the Warriors from Hell

2 oz. Potato Vodka (chilled)

Add the vodka to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake until VERY cold. Pour into a shot glass or a small tumbler.

Angel's Revenge

1 1/2 Sloe Gin

1 oz. Lemon Juice

1 oz. Orange Juice

1 Barspoon Powdered Sugar

1 Egg White

6 oz. Club Soda

Add the Sloe Gin, lemon juice, Orange juice, Sugar, and egg white  to a cocktail shaker and dry shake for 10 seconds. Add ice and shake for an additional 10 seconds. Strain into a highball glass (no ice) and top with Club Soda.

Bottle Shock 2021!

Devori's Wass-Ecco!

2 oz. Prosecco (Chilled)

3 oz. Trader Joe's Wassail Punch

The Queens Evening Tipple

1 oz. Gin

2 oz. Dubonnet

Lemon Twist

Joe's Nightcap

2 oz. Bourbon, on the rocks, with a twist

MiMi's COVID Nose

Cheap Lager

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

2 oz. Whiskey (Anything other than Scotch)

Ginger Beer

5 Fresh Cranberries

15 Pomegranate Pips

In a cocktail shaker, energetically muddle the Cranberries and pomegranate pips. Add the whiskey and let it sit for 3 minutes. Stir and let sit an additional 3 minutes. Strain into a lowball glass, with ice, and top with ginger beer. Garnish with a cranberry and a sprig of mint.

Invasion, USA

2 oz. Vodka

Lime Juice (Fresh Squeezed)

Ginger Beer

You will need to stash your Copper Mug in the freezer for a couple of hours to get it nice and cold. 

Fil the Copper Mug with ice, and add the bourbon, a good squeeze of lime juice, and top off with Ginger Beer.

Gunslinger

1 1/2 oz. Bourbon

1 oz. Limoncello

1/2 oz. Lemon Juice

3 oz. Ginger Beer

Add the bourbon, limoncello, and lemon juice to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake until well chilled. Strain into a Collins glass and add the Ginger Beer.

Last of the Wild Horses

2 oz. Bourbon

8 oz. Milk

Fill a tall glass with ice, add the bourbon and fill the glass with milk. 

(No milk? Try using 2 oz. of Cream Liqueur and switch to a Rocks Glass.)

Eegah

Find some booze and drink it...

Bloodlust!

2 oz. Rum (Gold or Aged)

1 oz. Coffee Liqueur

1oz. Banana Liqueur

2 oz. Cream (or Half and Half)

1 Whole banana

Add all ingredients to the carafe of a blender and blend until smooth. Serve in a highball glass.

Moon Zero Two

1 oz. Brandy

1 oz. Reposado Tequila

1 oz. Blue Curacao

2 oz. Orange Juice

Orange Bitters

1/2 oz. Grenadine

Add the brandy, tequila, Blue Curacao, and bitters to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake vigorously. Pour into a low ball glass, filled with ice and add the Orange Juice and drizzle in the Grenadine. (the grenadine should settle on the bottom.

The Thing That Couldn't Die

2 oz. Cream Sherry

1 oz. Fresh Lime Juice

3/4 oz. Grenadine

Lemon Lime Soda (Or Sparkling Water)

Add the Sherry, lime juice and grenadine to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake well. Strain into a Highball glass with ice, and top with Soda.

The Giant Gila Monster

2 oz. Vodka

4 dashes Orange Bitters

1 tsp Lemon Juice (freshly squeezed)

3-4 oz. Orange Juice

In a Highball glass, filled with ice, add the vodka, bitters, a squeeze of lemon, and the Orange Juice. Stir and enjoy.

Final Sacrifice

2 oz. Canadian Whiskey

1 oz. Pure Maple Syrup

Orange Slice

Maraschino Cherry

Add everything to a cocktail shaker, with ice. Shake vigorously and strain into an Old Fashioned Glass. Garnish with a piece of fried bacon.

Rifftrax Future Zone

2 oz. Brandy

2 oz. Orange Liqueur

750 ml Red Wine

1 Lime

1 Lemon

1 Orange

In a punch bowl, slice the lime, lemon, and Orange. Add the Brandy, Orange Liqueur, and a full bottle of Red Wine. Stir and allow to rest in the Refrigerator for a couple of hours. Serve over ice.

Time Chasers v2.0

A nice bottle of Madeira.

The Undead

2 oz. Bottled in Bond Bourbon

7 UP

Add the bourbon to a highball or collins glass with ice, and top off with 7Up.

Time Travelers

3/4 oz. Vodka

3/4 oz. Rum

1/2 Blue Curacao

1 oz. Bar Sour

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake until nice and cold. Strain into a Hurricane glass with pebble ice and garnish with a cocktail umbrella and pineapple wedge.

Time Chasers v1.0

1 1/2 Gin

1/2 oz. Maple Syrup (Grade B)

1/2 oz. Lemon Juice

2 dashes Bitters

Add everything to a Shaker with ice, and shake well. Strain into a coupe glass and garnish with an orange peel.

The Castle of Fu Manchu

2 oz. Light Rum

1 oz. Lime Juice

1/2 oz. Simple Syrup

1/4 oz. Triple Sec

1/4 oz. Creme de Menthe

1/2 oz. Chilled Water (or wet ice)

Add all of the ingredients into a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake vigorously. Strain into a Cocktail Glass and garnish with a pineapple wedge.

Rifftrax Attack of the Clones

2 oz. Vodka

1 oz. Chocolate Liqueur

1 oz. Irish Cream 

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake briskly. Strain into a chilled Martini Glass.

Pod People

This is a Toddy!

1 1/2 oz. Brandy

1 1/2 oz. Amaretto Cream

4 oz. Earl Grey Tea (Hot)

Simple Syrup (to taste)

In a cup appropriate to hold hot beverages, add the Brandy, Tea and Amaretto Cream. Stir and enjoy! Add Simple Syrup to sweeten if desired.

Amaretto and Cream can be substituted if necessary.

Rifftrax Live: Miami Connection

This can be a Punch!

2 parts Aged Rum

1 part Orange Juice

1 part Lime Juice

1 Part Pineapple Juice

 Maple Syrup

Angostura Bitters

To make a single Cocktail, add 2 oz. Rum, 1 oz. of each of the juices, 2 tsp Maple and a dash of Bitters to a cocktail shaker, with ice, and shake for 10 seconds. Strain into a Cocktail Glass. For a punch, just maintain the ratios! 

Crash of the  Moons

2 oz. Vodka

1 oz. Clamato

Cocktail Olive with Brine

In a cocktail shaker, with ice, you will add the Vodka and Clamato. Shake and strain into a chilled Martini Glass. Add a barspoon of the cocktail olive brine and garnish with a cocktail olive.

The Slime People

2 oz. Midori

Bar Sour

In a Highball glass filled with ice, add the Midori and top with Bar Sour. Stir and enjoy!

Film Crew Hollywood After Dark

2 oz. Rye Whiskey

Peach Nectar (Jumex Brand)

In a Highball glass filled with ice, add the Rye and top with the Peach nectar. Stir and enjoy!

Film Crew The Wild Women of Wongo

2 oz. Dark Rum

4 oz. Pineapple Juice

Aperol

Brown Sugar Simple Syrup

In a mixing glass, add the rum, a bar spoon of the simple syrup, and pineapple juice. Mix to combine. Pour into a Collins Glass filled with Ice and add a splash of Aperol. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

Film Crew Killers From Space

2 oz. Vodka

Tonic

Citrus to Garnish

In a Highball Glass, filled with ice, add your shot of Vodka and top with 3-5 oz. of Tonic. Garnish with a wheel of your chosen citrus.

Film Crew The Giant of Marathon

1 1/2 oz. Metaxa

12 oz. Bottle of Marathon (Athenian Brewery)

Pour the Metaxa into a shot glass and open your bottle (or Can) of Marathon, and alternate sipping your Greek Brandy and your Greek Beer!

The Bottle Episode: In Space!

Shiner Cheer

Highland Brewing Gaelic Ale

Lindemans Bin 45 Cabernet

Suspicious Coffee

The Sinister Urge

1 oz. Coffee Liqueur

1 oz. Irish Cream

1 oz. Whiskey

This is a Layered Shot!

Layer the Coffee Liqueur on the bottom of a shot glass. Then, using a bar spoon, layer the Irish Cream, then layer the whiskey.

MST3K: The Movie

1/2 oz. Gin

1/2 oz. Vodka

1/2 oz. White Rum

1/2 oz. Tequila (Silver)

1/2 oz. Blue Curacao

3 oz. Bar Sour

Orange Juice

In a Collins Glass, Filled with Ice, combine all of the Liquors and Bar sour, and top off with Orange Juice.

Rifftrax Live: Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza 

1 1/2 oz. Vodka

5 oz. Cranberry Juice

Mint Sprig

Sugar

Rub the sprig of mint around the rim of a Highball glass (to moisten) and dip the rim of the glass into sugar. Muddle the mint in the bottom of the glass. Add ice and Vodka and fill with Cranberry Juice.

The Rebel Set 

1 1/2 oz. Scotch

1 oz. Chocolate Syrup

3 oz. Coffee

1 oz. Cream

Whipped Cream

Combine the Scotch, Syrup, Coffee, and Cream into a Highball glass and top with Whipped Cream

Cry Wilderness 

1 1/2 oz. Pernod

Triple Sec

Orange Juice

In a Highball glass, with ice, add the Pernod and a splash of Triple Sec. Top with Orange Juice. Stir and enjoy!

Samson Vs. the Vampire Women 

1 1/2 oz. Scotch

1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth

1/2 Ancho Reyes

1/4 oz. Coffee Liqueur

2 Dashes Angostura Bitters

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker, with ice. Shake and Strain into a martini glass and garnish with a Maraschino Cherry.

I Was a Teenage Werewolf 

2 oz. Tequila (chilled)

Tabasco Sauce

Pour the chilled tequila into a shot class and float 4-5 dashes of the Tabasco Sauce. 

Toss it back and enjoy!

Werewolf 

Ice

1 1/4 oz green apple pucker

1 oz vodka

3/4 oz Yukon Jack

splash of lime juice

Shake all ingredients in cocktail shaker. Strain into two chilled glasses.

War of the Colossal Beast 

A Natural Light beer. Enjoy!

Village of the Giants

1 oz vodka

.5 oz elderflower liqueur

.5 oz grapefruit juice

.5 oz lemon juice

.5 oz grenadine

put all ingredients over ice in cocktail shaker. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with rosemary sprig.

Catalina Caper

.5 oz coconut rum

.5 oz vodka

.5 oz peach schnapps

.5 oz creme de banana

3 oz pineapple juice

combine all ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Horrors of Spider Island

1.5 oz gin

.5 oz cherry brandy

dash of orange liquere

dash of benedictine

dash of angostura bitters

dash of grenadine

1 oz fresh lime juice

top with pineapple juice

Pour all ingredients in a mixing glass with ice. Stir and strain into a chilled glass over ice. Garnish with fruit!

Ator the Fighting Eagle

Get a German dopplebock and drink it!

Danger Diabolik

cocktail onions with juice

3.5 oz gin

teaspoon of the cocktail onion brine

Add to cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with onions on a toothpick.

Mighty Jack

3 oz Japanese whiskey

1/2 oz Aperol

1/2 oz sweet vermouth

Add all ingredients to cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with lemon twist.

Code Name: Diamond Head

3 oz gin

0.5 oz pineapple juice, or some muddled canned pineapple

1 oz coconut water

ice

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with your ice. Shake to chill, then strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with maraschino cherry on an umbrella.

Secret Agent Super Dragon

Ice

Splash of sweet vermouth

0.5 oz Aperol

3 oz gin

Add most of your ice to a cocktail shaker, and add splash of sweet vermouth. Toss and shake the vermouth on the ice, and drain the excess off. Add other ingredients and shake, then strain into an iced cocktail glass.

Beast of Yucca Flats

2 oz rum

Orange juice

0.5 oz cherry brandy (or good cherry liqueur or grenadine)

Put ice in a Collins glass. Add rum, then fill almost to the top with OJ. Top with a float of your cherry brandy. Enjoy!

Rifftrax Aeon Flux

2 oz soju (or vodka)

1 oz leftover kimchi brine

0.5 lemon juice

dash of fish sauce

dash of soy sauce

dash of Tobasco

4 oz tomato juice

pinch of wasabi powder

All ingredients in a cocktail shaker without ice. Shake well, then strain over ice in a tall glass. Garnish with Bloody Mary garnishes.

Stranded in Space

 1.5 oz brandy

0.5 oz dark creme de cocoa

3 oz milk

Assemble over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake well, then strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with fresh grated nutmeg if desired.

Quest of  the Delta Knights

1.5 oz Limoncello

0.5 Campari

Pour Campari into shot glass, then add limoncello. Wait until Campari floats on limoncello and then enjoy!

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom 2

2 oz gin

1 oz elder flower liqueur

twist of lemon

ice

Put all ingredients in cocktail shaker, strain into a glass. Garnish with the twist.

The Space Children

maraschino cherry

slice of orange

2 oz tequila

0.5 oz simple syrup

flavored sparkling water or club soda

Muddle orange and cherry in cocktail shaker. Add liquor and ice. Shake and strain into a glass, and top off with sparkling water/club soda.

The Saga of the Viking Women

1.5 oz vodka

1 oz cherry liquer

1 oz. of orange juice

Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice - shake vigorously then strain into a chilled glass, and garnish with a cherry.

The Skydivers

1 oz vodka

1 oz coffee liqueur

1/2 oz peppermint schappes

1/2 oz Irish cream

dash of cola

splash of milk

Put everything in a shaker with some ice. Shake and strain into a tall glass with ice and top with 1/2 oz of hazelnut liqueur.

 Fugitive Alien 2: Star Force

1 domestic lager/pilsner

1 shot of sake

Chug!

San Francisco International

Cocktail Shaker

Chilled glass

Maraschino cherry

Ice

3 oz. gin

¾ oz. maraschino cherry liqueur

¾ oz fresh lemon juice

⅓ oz. creme de violet

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into chilled glass

Garnish with a maraschino cherry on an umbrella

Bottle Episode III: The Search for Retrospection

The SOL-Mates' favorite 2019 selections from the Rowsdower Cocktail Hour Menu:

Snowshoe (Joe)

Aquavelva (Devori)

Incredible Hulk (Jeff)

Sherry Cobbler and Spicy Coke (Mimi)

Avalanche

Cocktail Shaker

Lowball glass

Ice

1 ½ oz. bourbon

½ oz. peppermint schnapps

Add ice and liquor to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

NOTE: This cocktail can be made in pitchers for large parties. Also, peppermint schnapps varies in proof. The higher the proof, the greater the peppermint flavor, so adjust accordingly.

Laserblast

Mixing glass or cocktail shaker

Rocks glass

Ice

2 oz. blended scotch

¼ to ½ oz. amaretto

Add ice and liquor to mixing glass

Stir ingredients (shaking is not recommended. Sorry, James)

Strain into rocks glass filled with ice

Ring of Terror

Cocktail Shaker

Cocktail glass

Ice

1 tbsp Sugar

3 orange slices

Strawberry

6 oz. Sherry (medium-dry or cream sherry recommended)

Add ice to shaker

Add sherry, 1 tbsp of sugar, and orange slices to shaker

Shake and strain into cocktail glass

Garnish with a strawberry

NOTE: DO NOT USE COOKING SHERRY!

The Legend of Boggy Creek II

Large glass

Ice

1 ½ oz. potato vodka

½ oz. blue curacao

½ oz. limoncello

Alcoholic seltzer of choice

Add ice and all liquors to glass

Top with seltzer

Rock 'n Roll Nightmare

Collins Glass

Ice

1 oz. vodka

1 oz. Southern Comfort

½ oz. sloe gin

Orange Juice

Fill glass with ice

Add liquors

Top off with orange juice

Mix and enjoy!

Women of the Prehistoric Planet

Hurricane glass

Ice

Lemon wedge

Cherry

1 oz gin

1 oz vodka

½ oz blue curacao

Lemon-lime soda

Add ice and liquors to glass

Top with soda

Garnish with lemon wedge and cherry

Add an umbrella or fancy sword if desired

First Spaceship on Venus

Collins glass

Ice

Lemon wedge (optional)

1 ½ - 2 oz dark rum

Dr. Pepper

Add ice to glass

Add rum

Top with Dr. Pepper

Add lemon if desired

Invasion of the Neptune Men

3 oz. Nigori Sake

1/2 oz. Elderflower Liqueur

2 Maraschino Cherries

In a Cocktail Shaker, muddle the Cherries. Add the Sake and Elderflower  Liqueur and shake.

Strain into a Cocktail Glass and garnish with another Maraschino Cherry.

Devil Fish

Multiple cans of cold, domestic beer.

Killer Fish

2 oz. Gold or Aged Rums

1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps

1/2 oz. Triple Sec

A few Dashes of Orange Bitters

Orange Twist

Add the Rum, Schnapps, Triple Sec, and Bitters to a cocktail shaker with ice; Shake and strain into a Cocktail Glass and twist the Orange and garnish.

Kitten with a Whip

Highball glass

Ice

Lime wedge

2 oz tequila

1 oz Aperol

Peach juice

Fill glass with ice

Add all ingredients to glass

Stir and garnish with the lime wedge

Optional: rub lime wedge on the glass rim and salt before garnishing

Untamed Youth

Cocktail glass

Shaker

Muddler

Tonic

Ice

2 oz gin

2 cucumber slices

2 basil leaves

Lime wedge

Add 1 cucumber slice, 1 lime wedge, and 1 basil leaf to shaker

Muddle together

Add gin and ice

Shake well

Strain into glass with ice

Top with tonic

Garnish with remaining cucumber slice and basil leaf

Teenage Strangler

AKA Jum

Collins or Highball glass

Ice

Lemon slice

1 part gin

1 part rum (dark rum is best)

4 parts tonic

Add all ingredients to glass

Mix well and add lemon slice

The Beatniks

Highball glass

Water

Ice

1 shot whiskey

Fill glass with ice

Add whiskey

Top with water and stir

Rifftrax of Jack the Giant Killer

Cocktail glass

Ice

1 oz vodka

½ peach schnapps

½ oz blue curacao

Orange juice

Add ice to glass

Add liquor

Top with orange juice

Stir and drink

The Magic Sword

Tumbler glass

Ice

Maraschino cherry on a plastic sword

2 parts whiskey

1 part Campari

Orange juice

Add ice to glass

Add liquor

Top with orange juice

Stir well and garnish with the cherry

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom

Cocktail glass

Shaker

Ice

Lemon twist

2 oz gin

½ simple syrup

½ creme de violet

½ Campari

Dash of bitters

Add ice and all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Garnish with lemon twist

Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders

Compiler’s Note:

As Jeff says on the podcast, there are a million recipes for Jell-o Shots on the internet, but I just want to put a personal recommendation for using apple Jell-o and Fireball whiskey. My friend made them for a Halloween party I threw a few years ago and the result was an apple pie tasting Jell-o shot that tastes like a homemade apple pie, and they will get you HAMMERED before you know it, so be cautious.

The Amazing Colossal Man

Rocks glass (or a lowball glass for a double)

Ice

1 oz cognac

1 oz Hypnotiq liqueur

Add ice and alcohol to glass; stir well

Girl in Gold Boots

1 shot of Old Crow bourbon

1 can of domestic lager

The Indestructible Man

Collins or Fizz glass

Shaker

Mesh strainer

Ice

2 oz gin

1 oz fresh lemon juice

¾ oz simple syrup

Egg white

1 oz club soda

Add gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, and egg white to shaker

Shake vigorously for ten seconds

Add ice to shaker and shake vigorously again for ten seconds

Double strain through the mesh strainer into glass

Top with club soda and garnish with lemon twist

Mac and Me

Highball glass

Ice

1 shot spiced rum

1 can of Coke

1 maraschino cherry (optional)

Add ice to glass

Add rum

Top with coke

Add maraschino cherry

Horror of Party Beach

Collins glass

Shaker

Ice

2 oz vodka

¾ oz peach schnapps

¾ green apple schnapps

4 oz cranberry juice

4 oz orange juice

Fill shaker and glass with ice

Add vodka, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice

Shake vigorously and strain into glass

Top with orange juice

Top again with green apple schnapps for a cascading effect

Gamera

"Take. Kenny. To. The Hague!"

-Devori Kimbro

Shot glass

Shaker

Ice

1 ½ oz citrus vodka

½ blue curacao

¼ tsp sweetened lime juice

1 lime wedge tossed in sugar

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and pour into shot glass

Take shot and bite lime wedge

The Atomic Brain

Shot glass

Bartender's spoon

¾ oz melon liqueur

¾ oz peach schnapps

½ oz cream liqueur

3 drops of grenadine

Add melon liqueur

Float peach schnapps as much as possible on top of melon liqueur

Insert spoon in the middle of the liquid and drizzle cream liqueur down the stem of the spoon.

Gently twist and lift the spoon out, leaving the cream liqueur suspended in the liquor

Add a few drops of grenadine in the bottom to make it look bloody and gory.

Bunkered Down and Reconsidering Our Life Choices (SoL-Mates Bottle Episode II: Retrospective Boogaloo)

Lowball glass

Shaker (optional)

Ice

1 part sloe gin

1 part sweet vermouth

2 parts gin

Add ice to glass

Add all ingredients to shaker or glass

Shake and pour, or stir if already in glass

Santa Claus

Pint glass

Shot glass (optional)

12 oz hard apple cider

1 ½ oz Fireball cinnamon whiskey

Pour cider into glass

Add whiskey to cider

Gently stir and drink.

You can also pour a shot of the whiskey and do a Boiler Maker

The Pitch

6-8 oz warm, spiced cider (Devori prefers using a mulled cider)

1 oz Fireball cinnamon whiskey

Combine, stir, and serve

The Day the Earth Froze

Lowball glass

Shaker (optional)

Ice

1 oz Limoncello

1 oz Canton (aka ginger liqueur)

1 oz Finnish vodka

1 oz lemon juice

Add ice to glass

Add all ingredients to glass or shaker. Stir or shake; serve.

Rifftrax of Birdemic

Lowball glass

Shaker

Ice

4 oz 101 proof Wild Turkey

Add ice to shaker

Add bourbon to shaker

Shake vigorously

Pour into glass

Down it all as fast as possible

Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy

Lowball glass

Shaker

Ice

Soda water

2 oz brandy

1 tsp sugar

1 orange slice

1 maraschino cherry

Bitters (preferably orange)

Add sugar, orange slice, and cherry to shaker

Muddle well

Add brandy and ice; shake well

Add ice to glass

Strain and pour shaker into glass

Top with soda water

Beast of Hollow Mountain

Lowball glass

Ice

1 ½ oz coffee liqueur

Milk or ½ & ½

Add ice to glass

Add coffee liqueur

Top with milk or ½ & ½

Stir (optional)

*Squirm (*plus A Case of Spring Fever)

Highball glass

Ice

¾ oz Southern Comfort

¾ oz apricot brandy

¾ oz sloe gin

Orange juice

Add ice to glass

Add liquor

Top with orange juice and stir well

Rocket Attack USA

aka The Das Vedanya Tovarisch

Two shot glasses

Shaker

Ice

1 oz vodka

1 oz rum

1 oz Campari

1 oz cranberry juice

½ oz orange liqueur

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into shot glasses

The Touch of Satan

Pint or Collins glass

Shaker

Ice

2 sprigs mint

1 tsp sugar

3 oz apple whiskey

Water

Add ice to glass

Muddle sugar and mint in shaker

Add whiskey to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Manhunt in Space

Cocktail glass

Shaker

Ice

2 oz tequila

1 oz blue curacao

1 oz Amaretto

1 oz fresh lime juice

1 tsp sugar (optional)

Add ice and all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

Bar spoon

Shot glass

¾ oz melon liqueur

Amarula cream liqueur

Add melon liqueur to shot glass

Using the back of the bar spoon, float Amarula liqueur on top of melon liqueur

Hercules and the Captive Women

Lowball glass

Shaker

Ice

1 oz brandy

1 oz triple sec

1 oz orange juice

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Outlaw (of Gor)

Collins glass

Ice

1 oz vodka

1 oz raspberry liqueur

1 oz peach schnapps

Orange juice

Add ice and alcohol to glass

Top with orange juice and stir well

Hercules Unchained

Martini glass

Shaker

Ice

3 oz gin

1 oz sloe gin

1 oz Limoncello

The Dead Talk Back

(aka Mudslide)

Blender

Martini or Hurricane glass

Chocolate syrup

1 part Irish Cream

1 part vodka

1 part coffee liqueur

3 scoops vanilla ice cream

Drizzle inside of glass with chocolate syrup

Add all ingredients to blender

Blend well and pour into glass

Warrior of the Lost World

Bottles, totaling 1500 ml in volume

Sealable containers, totaling 1500 ml in volume

750 ml 100 proof vodka

3 c sugar

3 c water

10-11 lemons, peeled and with as much pith as possible removed from the lemon peels

Add lemon peels to jars

Fill jars with entire bottle of vodka

Seal jars, shake, and store in a cool, dry place

Shake jar every couple of days for two weeks to one month.

When ready, prepare a simple syrup and combine.

 Strain and divide equally amongst bottles.

Starcrash

Lowball glass

Ice

1-2 shot of Southern Comfort

Green Mountain Dew

Add ice to glass

Add Southern Comfort

Add Mountain Dew

Stir and serve

Avoid the 'betus

Night of the Blood Beast

Martini glass

Shaker

Ice

3 oz gin

1 oz lime juice

1 tsp sugar

Add ice and all ingredients to shaker

Shake, strain, and pour into glass

Garnish with curl of lemon or lime peel.

Variations include substituting vodka for gin, or adding 1 oz lime juice and 1 oz Rose's sweetened lime juice in addition to the sugar. Joe's preferred method is to add both lime juices, no sugar, and 1 oz lime liqueur.

Master Ninja II

Martini or Margarita glass

Shaker

Ice

½ oz triple sec

½ oz lime juice

4 oz unfiltered Nigori sake

Add all ingredients to shaker and add ice

Shake, strain, and pour into glass

Master Ninja I

Punch bowl sized vessel

2 bottles of white wine, or one bottle of wine and one bottle of champagne.

(Pinot Grigio, preferably. No Chardonnay, barrel aged, or super sweet wines like Muscato. You want a nice, dry white wine for this.)

4 oz triple sec

2 oz brandy

Various citrus fruit

Cut fruit and add to vessel

Add both bottles of wine, or if using champagne, add only the wine,

Add triple sec and brandy

Stir, cover, and let sit for one to two hours.

Serve. If using champagne, add now and serve.

Soultaker

Everybody Fest

Can of domestic lager poured into a styrofoam cup

Liquid Cocaine

Shaker

Shot glass

Ice

½ oz Jagermeister

½ oz Rumple Minze

½ oz 151 rum

Operation Double 007

Lowball glass

Shaker

Chilled cocktail glass

Ice

2 oz blended scotch

½ oz sweet vermouth

Garnish with a twist of lemon

Add scotch and vermouth to shaker

Strain and pour into glass

Garnish with the twist of lemon

Cinematic Titanic of East Meets Watts

Ginger Margarita

Margarita glass

Ice

1 ½ oz tequila

1 oz Canton (ginger liqueur)

2 oz lemon juice

2 tsp sugar (optional)

1 inch peeled, crushed ginger root (optional)

Orange bitters (optional)

Splash of lime juice (optional)

(Optional steps)

Add ginger root and sugar to shaker

Muddle well and let sit for an hour

Add ice, lemon juice, Canton, and tequila to shaker

Add two dashes of orange bitters

Add a splash of lime juice

Shake and strain into salt rimmed  margarita glass

The Incredible Melting Men

Highball glass

Shaker

Ice

3 oz lemon vodka

1 oz lemon juice

½ orange liqueur

Sugar

Candied lemon juice

Add heaping teaspoon of sugar, lemon juice, and orange liqueur to shaker

Stir vigorously to dissolve sugar

Add ice and lemon vodka

Shake well

Strain and pour into glass

Garnish with the lemon slice.

Time of the Apes

Tumbler glass filled with ice

1 ½ oz brandy

1 oz coffee liqueur

2-3 oz root beer

Alien From L.A.

Woohoo

(Phil) Collins glass filled with ice

1 oz vodka

1 oz peach schnapps

Top with cranberry juice

Devori Recipe:

The Scarlett O'Hara

1 oz peach schnapps

1 oz Southern Comfort

Cranberry juice

 The Bottle Episode

The Aegean Stables

Hoopla

Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter (Devori's favorite)

The Little Pink Spider (Jeff's favorite)

A Mouthful of Chiggers (Mimi's favorite)

Sake Bomb (Joe's favorite)

Slippery Nipple

Pan Juice

Pickled Beets

Brandy

The Christmas That Almost Wasn't

Gin and "Tahnukkah"

Black Velvet and Coke

Tom and Jerry

The Crawling Hand

Shot glass

1 oz coconut rum

½ oz Frangelico (hazelnut liqueur)

The Giant Spider Invasion

Cocktail glass

Shaker

Ice

2 oz vodka

½ oz Cynar liqueur

2 dashes of Peychaud's bitters

A few drops of lemon juice

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Garnish with a maraschino cherry, a lime wedge, or a piece of candied ginger

The Lost Continent

(aka Carnivorous Sauropod)

Lowball glass with ice

½ oz Grand Marnier

½ oz creme de cocoa

1 ½ oz white rum

Top with orange soda

Rifftrax of Halloween

The Rye Girl

Lowball glass filled with ice

1 ½ oz rye whiskey

1 tsp of grenadine

Dash of bitters

Top with ginger ale

The Slutty Girl

Lowball glass filled with ice

1 ½ oz pomegranate vodka

2 tsp grenadine

½ oz lemon juice

Top with ginger ale

The Final Girl (Virgin)

Lowball glass filled with ice

1 tbsp grenadine

½ oz lemon juice

Fill with ginger ale

Hobgoblins

(based on a true story)

1 shot of Kinky liqueur

Chase with a liberal slug of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill

The Killer Shrews

Tall glass

Ice

½ oz light rum

½ oz gin

½ vodka

½ tequila

½ oz whiskey

1 oz sour mix

Splash of cola for color

Add all to tall glass filled with ice

Mix and garnish with a lemon wedge

Jack Frost

Tall glass

Ice

Add ice to glass

½ oz vodka

½ oz gin

½ rum

½ tequila

Dash of grenadine

Fill with orange juice

Russian Bear

Martini glass

Shaker

Ice

1 oz vodka

1 oz creme de cocoa

1 oz ½ and ½ or cream

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

Fugitive Alien

Sturdy pint glass or beer mug

Shot glass

Lager (North American, German, or Asian)

Sake

Fill mug ⅔ with beer

Fill shot glass with sake

Drop shot glass into mug

Chug entire glass

[Be careful not to let the shot glass kamikaze right into your teeth]

Colossus and the Headhunters

Shaker

Low ball glass

Club soda

Ice

2 oz whiskey

1 oz grapefruit juice

1 oz bar sour

Add all ingredients to shaker

Strain into low ball glass with ice

Top with club soda

The Loves of Hercules

Martini glass

Shaker

Ice

3 oz cucumber vodka

1 oz dry white wine

Sprig of rosemary

1 tsp rose water

Add all ingredients to shaker

Add ice and shake

Strain and pour into glass

Garnish with twist of lime wedge

 Hercules Against the Moon Men

Cocktail glass

Shaker

Ice

Dash of cinnamon

3 oz gin

1 oz amaretto

1 oz creme de cocoa

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake on ice

Strain and pour into cocktail glass

Terror from the Year 5000

Tall/Collins glass

Ice

1 ½ - 2 oz Southern Comfort

Swamp Water (½ lemonade, ½ southern sweet tea)

Fill glass with ice

Add Southern Comfort

Top with Swamp Water

Cave Dwellers

Snake Bites Across the Pond

American Snake Bite:

2 oz honey whiskey

½ oz Rose's lime juice

Shake on ice and pour into shot glass

British Snake Bite:

½ pint hard cider

½ pint lager

 Zombie Nightmare

1 ½ oz Canadian blended whiskey

1 ½ oz blended scotch

½ oz sweet vermouth

½ oz Yukon Jack

½ oz grenadine

1 oz cranberry juice

2 oz apple juice

½ oz lemon juice

½ oz brown sugar simple syrup

6 oz ginger ale ice cubes (half an ice tray, made the night before)

Add all ingredients EXCEPT Yukon Jack to blender

Blend on low for 30 seconds

Pour into glass

Float Yukon Jack on top

Ignite Yukon Jack if desired; USE EXTREME CAUTION IF DOING SO

Robot Holocaust

1 ½ Sambuca

½ oz Irish Cream (floated)

1 drop grenadine in center

Hamlet

Tall glass

2 oz dark rum

Ginger beer

Lime wedge

Ice

Fill glass with ice

Add rum

Add lime wedge

Top with ginger beer

Reptilicus

Martini glass

Shaker

3 parts vodka

1 part Aquavit

Cucumber slice

Ice

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into martini glass

Garnish with cucumber slice

Sid Pink

Martini glass

Shaker

3 parts vodka

1 part melon liqueur

Lemon slice

Ice

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into martini glass

Garnish with lemon slice

I Accuse My Parents

Cocktail glass

Shaker

1 part brandy

1 part orange liqueur

1 part lillet (a fortified white wine) OR, if unavailable, a lightly sweet Riesling

1 part orange juice

Dash of bitters (optional)

Ice

Add all ingredients to shaker

Shake and strain into glass

 Mitchell

Pint Beer Glass

Sprig of Mint

Lime

North American Lager

Muddle mint in bottom of glass

Add squeeze of lime

Pour beer into lime and muddled mint

Rum Sour

Tall glass

Medium lemon OR small lemon and small lime

2 oz Rum

1 heaping teaspoon sugar

Club soda

Ice

Juice fruit, pour into glass

Add sugar to juice and stir

Add ice

Add rum

Top with club soda and stir

 The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Cocktail Glass

Ice

Shaker

4 parts vodka

2 parts orange liqueur

1 part raspberry liqueur

1 part peach schnapps

Add ice and alcohol to shaker

Shake

Pour into cocktail glass

Strain into cocktail glass

Garnish with maraschino cherry